
Michael Ahlers
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Michael Ahlers
@MichaelAhlers
Avid (has-been) cyclist, former (recreational) pilot, software engineer (being replaced by AI), and (recently) @Tesla aficionado.


🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean... ...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip. He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup. "I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things." THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸










Dear @USPS, you've been sending my package up and down and all around the East Coast for months. I've called your customer service and consumer affairs departments a half dozen times. Nobody seems to be able to get this sent to my home in Colorado. Can you help me, please? 🙏







I’m getting tired of “experts” like this misunderstanding what they’re looking at. LLMs are giant databases of stuff HUMAN BEINGS have done. They are the EXHAUST of humanity. Prompts are database queries into EXISTING DATA. It’s a fuzzy search engine, not intelligence.

X seriously can we stop this. This is a legit person. It’s getting exhausting. She doesn’t deserve this.


Each one built with love. When @elonmusk said that, really choked me up. Everyday we make our products with our customers in mind. We love all of you more than you know. Thanks for CONSTANTLY lifting us up. ALL THE LOVE!!!!














