Michael Corner

Just went down to the market for drinks and came up with $20 in snacks and stuff. Oh yeah and I forgot the drinks

@StevedInJoburg @noyeahobviously This guy seems like the bottom so probably him

@noyeahobviously Ah, but which husband does the laundry? 🤔

Just be gay oh my god it’s fine

@MrBeast I create problems does that count?

If you want to be apart of the biggest creator collab ever on August 1st, dm me :D (If I don’t follow you just reply to this tweet!)

My favorite drawing games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Drawf… #Drawful2

@LukeTheNotable ITS. WHAT???

4000 DAYS IS COMING

Do you like movies? Come to our movie night! Bring friends and popcorn! Aside from the haiku, the brothers of Phi Mu Alpha at Central Michigan will be hosting a movie night at 7:30pm tonight at the address on our events poster. Hope to see you there!

If you like to hang out with people who love music, come play games and enjoy some punch and pie with us tonight at 9:00pm in the School of Music, room 155! If you can't make it, come to one of our other events!

@LukeTheNotable Change the dirt floors

What do you think I'm going to do first in 4000 Days?

Damn it feels good to be a Michigander.

@cmuconfessions3 Yes

Who’s brenda?

@cmuconfessions3 In the 100,000s. With the choices he's making for the school he's practically fucking all of us

i wonder what davies body count is

@aikoxo97 @cmuconfessions3 That its optional, and that you can wear one if you'd like. Both vaccine and masks are optional

FUCK davies and his new bullshit mask policy

@cmuconfessions3 Labelle actually sucks. Avoid them if possible

@Pokemon I'm sorry was that pokemon center a gas station?

Welcome to the Paldea region, Trainers! 🤩 A sprawling land of vast open spaces— dotted with lakes, towering peaks, wastelands, and perilous mountain ranges. See you there! 🧳 ❤️💜 #PokemonScarletViolet

@bunnell_will @Mytheral2 @nardhupple @4YD1NJ @LukeTheNotable As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall

@Mytheral2 @nardhupple @4YD1NJ @LukeTheNotable Discovering something that doesn’t exist, (HEY!) or giving a monkey a shower! Surfing Tidal Waves, Creating Nanobots, or Locating Frankenstein’s Brain! (ITS OVER HERE!) Finding a Dodo Bird, Painting a Continent or Driving Your Sister Insane!

Just completed a new 100 Days. Surprise

@groovyvirus W? W.

MY RAPIST GOT SHOT

@KSI If we try to ban guns it's gonna be January 6th all over again because some people are too proud of a broken country to sacrifice for those in it

America just needs to ban guns already. It’s as simple as that. How many more people need to die?

fuck ditto

@ebaythepirate Aragorn wishes he was this hot

@MYSTIC7 Forgot to play

Explain your Johto Tour experience in 3 words

@cmuconfessions3 I expect proposal pics sent to this account. Shame on you for getting me happy for you

"Me and my gf are seniors, we just had a steak and shrimp dinner I made with wine we like and are now just cuddling;g in for movies. We’ve been together for 1.5 yrs and tonight made it clear she will be my wife. We aren’t ready for the ring yet but it’s just one of