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@dammiedammie35 One stopped while driving on a Sunday morning and started praying for me I no no when I dash am 3k..

If other policemen can be humble like this, they’ll still get money without any bl0wback. But if they continue to ass@ult, !nsult or oppr£ss people because they want to collect money from boys, we will be posting their faces everywhere and they’ll continue to l0se their jobs !!!

@yabaleftonline My guy dey cum like 4x a day

"A man that ejaculates less than 4 times a month has 33% chance of prostate cancer" — Dr. Rasheed Abasi cites a research.

@PoojaMedia Using his Muslim money to spread the Gospel of Christ

Pastor Firmino 🙏🏻

@Omojuwa Cut the chase.. just tell us you to shop at Adidas with APC money...

I saw Bella Shmurda at the Victoria Island, Lagos, Adidas store yesterday and noticed a couple of things. Remind me to come to these later. I went window shopping at the Adidas store. I enjoyed the experience. After comparing prices, I realised it’s better for everyone (the shopper, the store and the local economy) that we can pay for these top of the range products in Naira. On Bella Shmurda, a family man to the core. I’d ordinarily ignore a celebrity because I don’t like stress, but I had to say hello to him, shook hands like gentlemen. I also noticed that the music switched to his sound whilst he was in the store. Matter of fact, I noticed the music switch before I realised Bella was in the store. I thought that was smooth and smart.

@instablog9ja For this country if you no laugh you go cry!

Shettima urges Nigeria to shift from consuming imported technologies to producing AI-driven innovation and scalable solutions across sectors

@dammiedammie35 @officialEFCC I know this location and I can give you credible Intel on these boys... The information is not free! DM let's deal

Oya nau 👀

@Onihax Yes! Tinubu might wanno pay u a visit...

@michaelpacific You want me to expose my location

Everybody likes to talk from the outside until you enter the road. I’m a keke rider myself, and with experience… no, it’s not that easy. This idea of “buy keke ₦5M, make ₦200k daily” sounds sweet online, but reality on ground is very different. I work interstate between Lagos and Ogun (can’t mention exact location for security reasons), so let me break it down small: In Lagos alone: Main ticket: ₦1,300 Money for markers, chairman, security, etc: about ₦1,000 Police/agency money (LASTMA, LNSC, etc): varies, but you must settle or risk paying ₦2k–₦10k for “offence” That’s already money gone before you even start breathing. Now Ogun side: Main ticket: ₦1,700 (₦1,300 weekends) “King of boys”: ₦200 Other random levies: ₦500 Then fuel: ₦12,000 daily at least Passengers? They’ll still price you like fuel is ₦200 per litre. We haven’t even talked about: Repairs (very frequent and expensive now) Feeding and daily survival Weekly hire purchase: ₦60k–₦70k for almost 2 years And let me add this: once a new keke hits 6 months, problems start coming one by one. So when everything is deducted… what exactly is left? This job is not “wake up and print money.” It’s survival, patience, and constant expenses. So no — if someone is still broke, it’s not always laziness or chasing job titles. Sometimes, it’s because the system itself is designed to drain you before you even grow. Respect people on the road. The hustle is deeper than it looks.

@jon_d_doee Senior man I am giving you 24 hrs to give me babe or else I'll do nothing!

Connected. If una see the babe wey I connect to am. Fresh skin yellow paw paw fine babe. 26 years old. Let's wish them good luck 🙏

Make I jeje use money wey I won use do masters go buy Corolla...

@ChuksEricE How is Ngige a former governor?

“Today, being 7th of April 2026, we now have the South East Former Governors Forum.” — Former governors from the South East have officially formed a forum.

@kingsleyogbiti Only you post only you dey comment

My new driver is so funny. I told him he can use the AC while waiting for me in the car so he doesn't melt in this Lagos heat. I came out early today and caught him sitting outside the car under a tree. He said he doesn't want to "spoil" the car for me. 😭 I’ve told him ten times it’s fine but he just bows and stays outside. I’m tired o. 🤣

Rate me with an Emoji . If you type any rubbish emoji In my CS, be sure I will block you .

@arojinle1 The snake dey lay soft bread?

Today is another proud and happy day for me. One of my good followers, Mr. Habeeb Afolabi, just rescued a female ball python and her eggs from people that were going to kill her. I've given him instructions on how to release the snake. I know that many people resist my teaching because it's now what we're used to. I'm however happy with the few who are walking the line. We'll do the little we can do for Nigerian wildlife.

@KetanimayX Shockingly, these kind of men spend stupidly on women....

I didn’t even know this was possible in any way

@jon_d_doe This is basically the main reason why 30+ men are going for 18 to 25.. "there is no pressure of you wasted my time"

Men, Will you be honest? The main reason you wouldn't want a 30+ virgin woman is because of fear of disappointing her at that age. You no wan carry curse for your head. But you can escape if she's much younger. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.

My WhatsApp number is +234704 483 8483

@viktorbensonyt Who told you this?

A yah00 boy will 100 million naira is poorer than a guy with a digital skill and no money

Defence Defense

@silverpenydr If you no quick talk I fit give up

I’m going to tell you a story that will change your mind about giving up.