Mickey Yawn

Hey Polo wearing dude in the Sbux, the 80’s called and they want your smell back.

Is it just me or does Dan Mullen look like Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon’s Vacation?

@kelseyhightower a million times this Kelsey. so true.

awwww yeah. ⁦@Maigh⁩ knows how to treat me on father’s day!!!

@awilkinson Joshua Tree

If you were stuck on a desert island and could only take one album to listen to over and over again, what would it be?

He was counting dollars while they were counting bodies.

beautiful start to vacation.

There seem to be a whole lot of people who think Salesforce acquired Heroku a lot more recently than they did. It has been over 11 years, folks.

@Maigh honoring you.

Sushi in San Francisco. 🥰

@benr75 I have enjoyed my oxo. oxo.com/8-cup-coffee-m…

Looking to get a new drip coffee maker. Any favorites out there? I’m in the analysis paralysis stage…

A typical website visit in 2022 1. Figure out how to decline all but essential cookies 2. Close the support widget asking if I need help 3. Stop the auto-playing video 4. Close the “subscribe to our newsletter” pop-up 5. Try and remember why I came here in the first place

Eagle eye over number 1 at SR this morning.

My partner (@Maigh) went in for a drug test today as part of a background check: Lab tech: We have the results of your drug test… Her: … Her: Ok, let’s hear it. Lab tech: … Lab tech: You tested positive for Chardonnay. Her: Figures.

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Oh my, there is a generation gap. While talking to a few of my younger fellow staffers I mentioned that Major Margaret Houlihan was here. Their response, "who?" @BandonDunesGolf @mickeyyawn

One of the least understood and most valuable disciplines in tech is TPM (Technical Program Manager), IMO. Us engineering managers have so much to learn and gain from investing in these peer relationships.

1970: We're going to build a global network that can withstand a nuclear war. 2021: AWS is down and my coffee machine doesn't work.

I would like to think I contributed a lot to my prior company. Maybe the most impactful thing was making sure our primary region was not east-1.