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Yesterday I lost the last one of my siblings. He died knowing he was loved. I'm bereft. 💔

@DuncanPickles Dat toof fairy is gonna be skint 😱

*sighs* a reminder when I had Teefs… they only took another 8 today pals. 6+8=70million Teefs just gone *pfft* She gonna have to give all my hard treats to the dog rescue and I just gonna get yoghurt going forward 🫪 or baby food for BABIES 😩 #DuncanPickles #dogsofX #btposse

Clacton. You know you want to.

Put an end to Farage , Clacton. Do a service to the whole country.

@monteblan @LucyTCWife Oooh, mustn't call her thick, she doesn't like it.

@LucyTCWife I've got a mate who worships the political right. He has a tattoo of Margret Thatcher on his back, Pinochet on his front. Pretty full on. Good with animals Anyway He thinks you are possibly one of the most stupid people ever to be exposed to the public at large. Genuinely thick

I’m sorry, but I will not be called thick by any lefties that support the ginger growler! Call me racist, call me fat, but not that 🙈😂 I was speaking to a sitting MP the other week, and they said they will work across party with any other MP to get the job done. However , Angela is impossible to work with, as she’s so thick and she infuriates them 🙈🙈🙈 And no it wasn’t a Reform MP.

@GervaseWebb We didn't have anything like that in Germany in the last century.

@midgeunique Not quite as aging as when I thought back to watching “get smart“ with my mother on the black-and-white television as a child.

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@GervaseWebb I think I love you! You used 'fed up with' instead of 'of'. 😘

@midgeunique I have to say that I have rather fall out with it because it makes a terrible mess of crumpets. I adore crumpets but I’m fed up with having to fish them out of the working parts with silicon tongs. Perhaps it’s time to get a new toaster.

A lunchtime lesson: don’t put your naan in the toaster.

@Sfoster_88 @LucyTCWife @SpennySnoopDog @AngelaRayner No, people like Lucy are best ignored.

@LucyTCWife @SpennySnoopDog Haven’t you learnt about tweet rubbish doesn’t end well, that’s a massive accusation! @AngelaRayner you should follow this up.

@borderonwheels Fondly remembered, often thought of. Until I met Benson, I didn't realise that dogs like him could have quality of life. He was so full of joy. 🤗

4 years of missing you! Always Loved, always in my heart ❤️ #Thebestboy #wheelsrule #nolimits

@GervaseWebb This was a very ageing tweet 😱

@GervaseWebb The man from...? 🤭

@lynniehamish Those, and Chinese lanterns... 😡🥹😢

Heartbreaking and completely avoidable 😔 if only people showed some consideration and thought about the consequences of their actions😕

@SkipperTheBear Heartless people! Poor puss, poor mum.🫂 🫂🤗🫂🫂

Oh pals! Mum was taking us for our walk, when she saw a poor cat get run over. The driver didn’t stop. Mum & a lady stopped to help, but the poor puss died instantly. Mum took it to our vet, so they can trace the owner via their collar air tag ❤️💔

@BRODIEPUP01 @BTposse There are still those who deny it's even happened 😞

@midgeunique @BTposse Should come here - they won’t then 😔

Hoos are away for a few days in Krakow yesterday they visited Auschwitz - a chastening experience 😔@BTposse

@midgeunique It’s #WontLookWednesday Mr Bertie

Is my sunflower cross with me, or is it just being nosey? 🤔

@DiaryAlfred Definitely cautious ears. 😂

On the celestial advice of our Alfred I’ve learned to enjoy a drop of tea. H 🐾

@Toriesarescum10 @MattSaysFingz @BoveFromAbove Maybe it wasn't a dream 🤔

@MattSaysFingz @BoveFromAbove Been kicked in the head by a horse have we?

Farage joined the Tories in his youth and has been a leader of UKIP, Brexit Party, and Reform. He was an MEP for 21 years and has stood for Parliament 8 times, and is currently standing for Clacton. Yet, he claims he never wanted to go into politics.

@BoveFromAbove @MattSaysFingz 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

@MattSaysFingz He will never be PM because Reform can't get enough votes under FPTP to break through and win many seats. There simply aren't enough thick people in the country to elect a Reform government.