Mike Boyle

@libdunkmedia @FoxNews Schrödinger’s cut!

@FoxNews Of course Faux News is framing the absurd lies from our clown in chief as truths lmao - remember when Trump said the pool couldn’t be cut with a knife?

JUST IN: President Trump puts protesters who vandalized the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on notice: "Somebody went in with the knife and cut it. They cut it up good... They destroyed it. So it's all being fixed, but it's a shame. "I understand 5 or 6 people are arrested."

@WilliamShatner Hey....chill!!!

Everything was up until now. Now everything is on a downward spiral. 😑

@WilliamShatner I like when you play the space alien!

So weird and such a huge fan you don’t remember the show’s name‽ 🤨🙄🤣

@SundaeDivine @MollyJongFast 🎵🎶

@MollyJongFast The pump don’t work cause the vandals took the handle.

Wait, what?

@Kling8222 @itsrosesm Bullshit! Prove it!

@itsrosesm Good! How did you feel about 700$ a day per person they were giving to illegals in the upscale New York hotels?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TAXPAYER MONEY BEING USED TO PROVIDE PREMIUM MEALS LIKE STEAK AND LOBSTER TO DEPLOYED TROOPS?

@SundaeDivine @WhiteHouse If only there was a massive advanced water testing lab at 12245 Tech Road in Silver Springs MD, this could be proven!

@WhiteHouse Why lie about shit like this? Why would we trust you on important issues?

Vandalism of statues, fountains, and landmarks in our nation's capital is unacceptable. The Reflecting Pool is being taken care of ASAP!

@SundaeDivine A nice rest would do you good?

@simonmaechling I have been wondering if "Observational Studies" produce data or if they are just an organized collection of anectotes? A lot of health advice is based on them.

The currency of science is data. The currency of pseudoscience is anecdotes.

@tedlieu @JudgeJeanine Pretty easy to check phosphate level in the reflecting pool and compare to the Potomac river water. In fact, do a complete assay of both and compare. DC Water could do this in a few hours. Not as fun as making shit up!!!

I guarantee that @JudgeJeanine will not charge anyone for dumping chemicals into the reflecting pool. Because if they had any evidence they would be parading it around 24/7. The reality is trump screwed up the reflecting pool by overpaying on a no bid contract to an amateur.

@EastEndJoe That’s communist algae too!

BREAKING NEWS! 🚨

@turtledumplin You have some kind of erotic, personal barbecue sauce?

I smell like charcoal and smoke.

@SundaeDivine @robcrilly Hurry! Wash him off with Dawn!!

@robcrilly The ducks got the full Trump beautification experience.

At the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool and I'm sorry to report that we have a dead duckling. Last week the tests suggested the algae was harmless but an expert tells me we could have signs of cyanobacteria

@SundaeDivine @AFP I could have done it for $11 million!

@AFP They finally found a government project that reflects Trump's management style. It's literally peeling apart in public.

US President Donald Trump says work will begin "immediately" on fixing his beleaguered renovation project of the Reflecting Pool in Washington, which has been blighted with algae and peeling paint. u.afp.com/Sz2L

@libdunkmedia @FoxNews I cannot believe that 12% hydrogen peroxide could cause these failures. Especially without a lot of caustic soda added.

@FoxNews Totally agree! The person who ordered these folks to dump hydrogen peroxide (a paint stripper) into the pool need to be jailed!

"SICK, DERANGED PEOPLE!” President Trump reacted after visiting the recently renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, which has been the site of multiple vandalism incidents and arrests in recent days. The president says repairs will begin immediately as authorities continue investigating damage to one of Washington’s most iconic landmarks.

@FoxNews Vandalism??? What a ridiculous psychopathic lie!! This is a 22 million liter pool and no “vandal” could secretly add enough chemical to cause these problems!

@Logically_JC You can’t drain the swamp before you make the swamp!

The Reflecting Pool needs a ballroom.

@SundaeDivine They thought a large boat was entering the harbor!

I burped at the diner this morning and four people turned around and looked at me and for a moment I felt like I was on The Voice.

@SundaeDivine My age and my IQ are almost the same!

My political awareness and my will to live are in a custody battle.

@SundaeDivine It’s hard to criticize when you put it like that. I’m not a f’ken saint either!

He’s been the bad boss, the bad son, the bad friend, the bad husband, the bad father, the bad credit risk, the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen and the bad president.

@SundaeDivine You are correct! It is much worse, and fulminating!