Mike Rez (Blue Check Mark)

@sentdefender This is obviously fake because President Dumb Ass said Iran was militarily defeated.

Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has release a statement, accompanied by video footage, which claims to show the targeting of an American F-35A/B Lightning ll with a surface-to-air missile in the skies over Iran. This claim by the IRGC follows reports that a F-35 was damaged and forced to make an “emergency landing” at an air base in the Middle East due to hostile fire over Iran.

@sentdefender So a U.S. VP is campaigning for a foreign politician?

U.S. Vice President JD Vance is set to visit Hungary in the coming days as Hungary’s prime minister Viktor Orban Is set to ramp up his reelection campaign.

@ShamsCharania @CeeHawk This proves that the WNBA was hold salaries down and making the ladies struggle for no reason. Good on their union for fighting for them!!

Details of a landmark WNBA collective bargaining agreement, per ESPN sources: - New salary cap starting at $7 million, up from $1.5 million - Average revenue share of nearly 20% across deal - Supermax starting at $1.4M - Average salary in range of $600K, minimum above $300K

@BasedMikeLee Prove it is a lie

This is a lie

@Patrick_Reusse That’s mid-season form.

Royce Lewis is hitting .100 at the moment. That’s off-putting.

@WrestlingWCC His dad

Clues so far about Randy Orton’s mystery caller 📞 ▫️Randy met up with them several weeks ago ▫️They helped Randy remember who he was and they spoke about what he had to do to Cody Rhodes ▫️Randy: “wrestling has more than one royal family”

@brightafia I ain’t got time for two hours. I have a life hay does allow to do that. Think be fore you workout shame.

I spend up to 2 hours in the gym. I'm still shocked how people spend 30–45 minutes and then go home.

@tlschwerz But he’s healthy.

Byron Buxton left the MN Twins on March 4 to join Team USA. In the last two weeks he's played in four games and has eight plate appearances. Not an ideal spring ramp up.

@nicksortor They should have no problem paying for utilities ahead of time.

🚨 BREAKING: Officials in Social Circle, GA outside Atlanta have CUT OFF UTILITIES for a planned ICE facility in the city As a result, the federal government should cut off ALL FEDERAL FUNDING for the area If that’s the game they wanna play, let’s play.

@ksorbs Oh Kevin, you’re such a dumbass. They don’t have any evidence. You’re too stupid to notice.

Trump just said that Ilhan Omar married her brother, and that they have proof that she is here illegally Well, get on it then!

@soupformy_fam They were going to be rebooked for a Friday flight. They would have needed lodging for an extra six days. They rebooked for the fasted way home.

This is sus. When your flight is canceled the airline has to rebook you.

@Milajoy @NotasheepAwake You’re not even in the US.

I’m DONE. 40 FUCKING YEARS of sweat. Two degrees. Busted my ass. Raised good kids. Paid every damn tax. Obeyed every law. Voted like they told me to. And for what? A system that laughs in our face. Politicians who lie straight to our cameras. Promises of “better days” that were just bait. While THEY cash checks and WE get the bill. We built this country. We carried it on our backs. We’re the suckers who still believe in “hard work pays off.” Newsflash: It doesn’t. Not anymore. Not for honest, humble, middle-class Americans. We’re not “slaves” anymore. We’re awake. We’re pissed. And we’re not shutting up. Who else is fucking DONE being exploited? Drop a 🔥 if you’re with me. This ends now.

@Milajoy @NotasheepAwake No one should tell you how to vote. You should vote the way you want to. That’s on you. Your fault.

@ValVenisEnt You’re a fragile one.

𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: WWE does not have any transgender folks under contract. 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: AEW appears to have halted its push of transgenderism as Nyla Rose has been benched for over 1 year. 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Go woke, go broke.

@DanBarreiroKFAN @WHENESOTA One Snow Day After Another

Tsnownami Naming Committee needs you!

@Rachel__Nichols Minnesota

So no open bidding for NBA expansion - it’s Seattle and Las Vegas or bust. First #BringBackTheSonics, and second, these would both be Western Conference teams, which means one current West team will have to move to the East. Who should it be? Memphis? Someone else?

@JustJenRX I’m guessing you’re not in the US.

As a taxpaying American citizen, I really don’t care if ICE agents are at my polling locations. Anyone else care?

So many armchair meteorologists are on Twitter today. p.s. I know Twitter has a different name. I don’t care.

@TheQuartering @grok Use this gas pump and point to where the come dry sketch show hurt you.

I'm curious, @grok did SNL ever mock gas prices being too high during the Biden presidency?