mike semler 💹🧲

@TiffanyFong Retardmaxxing is awesome

weed is for retards

How much is $TON paying yall? Lol

@BwhiteYETI @chxr01eth @heavyduty1ne All 12 of you

@chxr01eth @heavyduty1ne Congratulations to all on $TON Its your time to eat

FYI, it’s $TON szn Everything on $TON is heating up, and it’s still super early. $TON has barely moved - it’s currently at $1.38. What happens when it goes 5-10x?? Things are about to get CRAZY. My top picks on TON are: 1: $TELECLAW 2: $MTONGA 3: $UTYA 4: $REDO Anything worth adding?

@DeFiTracer This constant back and forth is exhausting

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 THE PEACE DEAL BETWEEN THE US AND IRAN IS CANCELLED ODDS JUST DUMPED BELOW 8% AFTER IRAN'S ATTACK ON THE UAE INSIDERS SAY THAT THE WAR MAY RESUME AT ANY TIME NOW THIS IS SO BAD FOR MARKETS...

Mogging is for dudes who ain’t got no rizz.

@SolJakey A Patron of the arts, dedicated to his craft, even if it is, in fact, retarded.

Pretty insane Im doing a tedx talk this week on retardmaxxing lol

@playmatejaylene Duck burgers and duck ramen slap pretty hard ngl

what’s the best way to eat duck?

@melymel Is TON gonna rip?

Been accumulating $TON memes since last summer. Not chasing but positioning for when the time came. Just like we caught LOFI on SUI which set off sui szn 2026 is TON szn 🐥

@intelligentpawg Help

i can save the tatted line cook

@MustStopMurad @JordanRiz I have a new one in the works.

The best way to make SPX6900 community grow: Make VIDEOS and post them on YouTube, Reddit, Twitter, Facebook. This is the best thing you can do. Don't wait for anyone to do it. Lead by example. Be the change you want to see. 💹🧲

@0xWast3 Very Chinese

Chinese kid made $4,200,000 from Fortnite maps never touched a game controller once while millions played for free, he ran a system: > Claude generates 20 maps in 3 min > AI writes every Verse line > Maps run 24/7 > Epic sends monthly checks one map = ~$2,190/month he has 47 live right now then he found something even sharper: took the Fortnite cash copied the best Polymarket traders automatically two systems feeding each other, zero manual work copy this guy here: @winner" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">kreo.app/@winner 2026 is simple: build the system or fund someone else's bookmarked and learn

@MrBeast Everyone unlike this now! Thanks

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@Route2FI SPX6900 💹🧲 Will run to hundreds of billions, and that will merely be the first pump. Flip the Stock Market - most epic and emotionally resonating mission of any crypto since 2009.

@levikov If this was true you wouldn’t be posting about it

Fuck dropshipping, Fuck claude code, Fuck building AI startups it's all for poors The easiest way to print $30k/mo with AI in 2026 is running a fake old lady on tiktok who sells vitamins to women in their 60s.... 99% of you won't do it because it's too embarrassing to admit I run 6 of these and they print $250,000 a month combined. Total tool stack to operate one of them: $200/mo Heygen $99 (the AI character avatar) ElevenLabs $99 (the cloned voice from a real grandmother i pay $400/mo to record samples) ManyChat $15 (the DM funnel) Residential proxy $4 CapCut $0 ChatGPT $20 That's the entire infrastructure for a business that does $30-50k/mo do this 1:1 and you can copy me Move 1. Build the character in heygen. Pick a real older woman archetype. Chinese grandmother for cooking. Asian monk for wellness. Latin abuela for natural remedies. Move 2. Clone a real grandmother's voice in elevenlabs Pay a real 60+ year old woman $200-400 to record 60 minutes of varied audio. Use elevenlabs professional voice cloning. Don't use the default voices. Women 50+ clock them as fake within 4 seconds Move 3. Set up a burner phone with a residential proxy. Refurbished android $80. Prepaid SIM $20. Smartproxy residential IP $4/mo. Never sign in to anything personal on it Move 4. Run the 14-day warming sequence. Don't post AI videos on day 1. Browse for 3 days. Comment for 4 days. Post 8 normal videos for 7 days. Day 14 start the real content. Skip this and you get shadow-banned in week 3 Move 5. Pick 5 starter products from tiktok shop creator center. Filter to women 38-65 categories: kitchen, home, beauty, supplements. Skip products with under 50 sales/week. Pick winners with 4+ stars and 3+ creators making sales Move 6. Write the 18-second BOF script. Hook line ("if you're over 50 and your knees crack, this is for you"). Demonstration with one specific number. CTA referencing the yellow basket icon. Product visible from second one Move 7. Post 6 videos a day for 30 straight days. Most will flop. By video 100 you'll have 1-2 winners pulling 200k-500k views. Duplicate the winners 30x. Don't tweak. Most operators quit at day 17. The curve breaks at day 22 Move 8. Set up a manychat trigger before day 1. Trigger keyword tied to a 4-message DM flow ending in your tiktok shop affiliate link. 31-41% click-through rate vs email at 4%. Adds $200-800/mo per page on autopilot Month 2 you'll cross $3-5k. Month 3 you'll cross $10-15k. Month 6 you should be at $30-50k from one page. Month 9 at 2-3 pages The math nobody talks about Dropshipping requires inventory, supplier negotiations, ad spend, returns, customer service. Average margin 4-12%. Average operator burnout: 14 months Coding with claude requires you to learn how software works, get a job at a tech company that may not exist in 4 years, work 50+ hours/week for $120-180k. Average path to $30k/mo: 7-10 years Building an AI SaaS requires you to compete with VC-funded teams, scale to product-market fit, fundraise, hire engineers. 90% die in 18 months Running a fake AI grandmother requires $200/mo in tools and the willingness to look stupid. Average path to $30k/mo: 6 months. Average margin: 95% The asymmetry is why this works I own 6 of these slaves and they print $250,000 a month while i sleep They don't eat. They don't sleep. They don't quit. They don't get hangovers. They don't go through breakups. They don't ask for raises. They don't ghost me on monday morning They post 6 times a day for 30 straight days because the filipino VAs i pay $480/mo each told them to If you want to become rich with AI slavery, dm me "slave" and we'll see if you apply...

@Raytargt I don’t believe it

21-year-old American student. $43,000 in 30 days on OnlyFans. Never left his dorm room. The girl doesn't exist. 1,247 paying subscribers. Zero suspect. Roommate thought he had a girl hidden under the bed. Filed a transfer request after a week of 3 AM moaning. Empty room. Top fan: married engineer in Berlin, wife six months pregnant. Sent Maya $1,847 in three weeks. Thinks she's 22, in Tampa, texted "I miss you" yesterday. Wrong on three of three. Maya is 4 markdown files. 12 KB total. Runs on a $400 used MacBook. Claude writes every reply. Flux generates every photo. ElevenLabs cloned her voice from a Fiverr actress who still doesn't know. Compute: $400/month. Net: $32,710. Starting capital: $400. OnlyFans paid out $5.8 billion last year. Anyone with a folder takes a slice. Someone's building yours right now.

@ashnichrist Human editing for clipping is still better than clipping tools imo, the clipping tools are pretty good though.

MASTER LIST of the best Clipping Tools, Agencies, & People I compiled the top 3 in each category. Bookmark it & lmk if I'm wrong ;) or missed someone Tools - OpusClip: General purpose & largest, 10M+ users - LiveFrame: Automated clip creation with distribution baked in (easy clip campaigns for brands) - StreamLadder: strongest free tier, 500k+ creators Agencies - ClippingEXE: 5.2B views in 30d, ft in Forbes, pure volume & reach - CloutedHQ: 200M+ views /mo for entertainment & music, a16z-backed - Clipur: verified, performance-based distribution for brands who want transparency and quality control Individuals - WallzMedia: specializes in VOD-to-short-form, DMs open - Tig_Bo: veteran editor Honorable Mention - FindClout: advertise on top meme pages, 40M daily views. "1M views for $200" value prop (unsure if this converts well?) Can't tag or this won't be shared but you can easily search the name that interests you most and find their X account, website, etc Enjoy and get that reach while you can :)

@conrado_b07 @ilySalt 😂

@ilySalt Core boys lmfao a bunch a fucking faggots 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 shits cringe af

The Core boys officially revealed their brand NEW setup rooms and bedrooms in their $20M mansion for the first time 👀🔥 - StableRonaldo - Lacy - Jasontheween - Marlon - Silky - Adapt

@Starcaster1 Wild

this mf outta pocket LMAOOO

@abstractpotato @evaedxn Highly resilient

@mikesemler @evaedxn Potatoes, we use it for potatoes.

why I’m leaving Solana for Cardano, a thread 🧵👇