Miles Martin

@elonmusk Twitter was cool until you got here.

I love when people complain about Twitter … on Twitter 🤣🤣

@elonmusk This acquisition is a parody.

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio

@elonmusk You have 200 billion dollars. That's my complaint.

Complaint hotline operator online! Please mention your complaints below.

Proud to work where I work today. This is major!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a bad science communicator and I am ashamed to share a field with him.

@trixiemattel Beards are hot and it doesn't invalidate somebody's hotness if they don't look good without one.

is he hot or does he have a beard

@trixiemattel The next Trixie doll should be one of those pull string talking Trixies who reads the headlines.

ok

@AmySciComm Traveling alone is the best everybody thought I was nuts in Edinburgh but I went all sorts of places alone.

It’s been so good to travel again and especially solo. I think doing bigger trips alone once in a while is important - like a muscle you have to exercise to keep strong. 💪🏼🌲🥾

Very cool project! Happy my workplace is involved.

One of the most important projects I've worked on to date at @sbpdiscovery. Congratulations @svastiharichar1 and more to come on this topic....

@luvwhiskey_wine I did but then we broke up later for an unrelated reason so I guess that was that

@neiltyson Stop tweeting.

If people left carrots, celery, & hot tea for Santa on the table instead of milk & cookies, I bet he’d be much, much thinner.

@neiltyson I have a master's in science communication and you are literally my least favorite science communicator. Merry Christmas.

For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh. Just sayin’.

@jk_rowling You don't capitalize "is" in title case. If you're going to be transphobic and also claim to be a writer, don't be coming in with these style mistakes, idiot.

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The Penised Individual Who Raped You Is a Woman. thetimes.co.uk/article/absurd…

@AmySciComm Brutal. I'm honestly kind of grateful that where I ended up is a bit smaller than a university because those comms teams seem stretched quite thin... Take care of yourself!!

@miles_writes The scary thing is the little key at the top indicates all the tasks I do not only for the academic department, but also the research institute I work for and the school. 🙃

It’s funny how there’s nothing specialty about “communications specialist” jobs, amirite? 😑 #scicomm

@dignitydh I am ashamed to have graduated from a university that continues to employ you.

Comment by Samantha Harris my attorney: The situation for faculty at universities continues to get worse and worse. All it takes is an accusation, however wild, to be thrown under the bus by cowardly, careerist administrators.

@elonmusk Nobody's attacking space. We're attacking selfish people like you acting like going to space is something more profound than a multi-billion dollar pissing contest that takes place against a backdrop of massive human suffering and exploitation.

those who attack space maybe don’t realize that space represents hope for so many people

@greerwig I'm having the exact same experience but from many miles away... I hear you...

Me reading philosophy of science: Omg why are there no women authors here? *Sees Hilary Putnam* Omg there's one! Hilary Putnam: