pun. life.
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pun. life.
@mindkhichdi
Finding Nemo. Finding Data. Chief Pun Officer of life. No code,Low code

नोएडा की कामवाली: "हम बहुत गरीब हैं, एक घर के झाड़ू पोछा का सिर्फ 2500-3500 ही मिलता है, सात आठ घर में काम करते हैं, सिर्फ एक बच्चे को प्राइवेट स्कूल भेज पाते हैं - हमारी सैलरी दुगनी करो, शनिवार रविवार छुट्टी दो - कोई नहीं माना, और काम करने गया तो हम मारेंगे"





Twenty Gypsies. One tiger. No space to move. At Corbett's Phato zone recently, we watched wildlife tourism eat itself — a petrol-fume traffic jam in the middle of a tiger reserve, where the animal was the least visible thing in the forest. The question isn't whether to have safari tourism. It's what kind. 🐅 🔗 indiawildlifenews.com #TigerSafari #CorbettTigerReserve #IndiaWildlife #SafariJam #ProjectTiger #WildlifeTourism #TigerConservation #ResponsibleTourism #WildIndia



Scam 🚨: Got a call today about a “HDFC Life policy” from 2017. ₹60,000 paid once. 😆 Now “worth” ₹1.68L. 😆 “Act in a few days or it’ll be cancelled. Money will be sent to government”😆 Right. This scam is back — just sharper. The caller was calm, polished, confident. Didn’t sound like a scammer at all. They sound like professionals now, using names like HDFC Life to build trust. Let’s be clear 👇 No insurance company: • Calls you after 7–8 years out of nowhere • Suddenly “finds” value • Pushes you to act in days It’s a script: Confuse → Show gains → Create urgency → Extract Stay alert. Disconnect. Don’t share anything. @HDFCLife — please take note.




‘With folded hands, we borrowed ₹19 crores from our families. They said we weren’t allowed to take bank loans.’ Co-founder Nikhil Doda takes us back to 2016 before Lahori Zeera became a household name. ‘Last summer our peak capacity was 5 million bottles a day. Next month, our peak capacity would be 10 million bottles every day,’ says Nikhil, as the brand doubles down on scale. From ₹19 crore borrowed to a ₹2,800 crore beverage powerhouse, Lahori Zeera is rewriting India’s ₹60,000 crore soft drinks playbook - one fizzy, desi flavour at a time. Powered by a sharp co-bottling strategy and bold ambition, Lahori Zeera is now going global - UAE next! Catch the Lahori Zeera story on Young Turks Reloaded with Shereen Bhan. 📺 Thursday | 6:30 PM @ShereenBhan @nikhildoda3



Mumbai's Atal Setu Expected to carry 70,000 vehicles every day (in the starting years) Used by 25,000 vehicles every day (in first two years) My Atal Setu Carrying - 35% of expected traffic Not carrying - 65% of expected traffic



SCOOP: at least three major indian startup publications are working on investigative reports debunking the high ARR claims made by @emergentlabs








