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@MarmotRespecter >Doesn't understand how any of the economics works
>Turns into a commie out of a sense of self-entitlement
I mean yeah, checks out.
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sounds like not knowing the difference between revenue and profit is what radicalized you
Jack@whothehellsjack
No I work in retail where I can quite literally see how much money I’m making the company. I’ll do anywhere between $600 and $2000 in a 5hr shift while only making $71. It’s more radicalizing to see the dramatic extent at which your surplus labor is being extracted
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@st_louis_stan I swear man this is just gooning but PG.
"2,000 people liked my tweet about nutting"
"wow bro you nutted me too wild bro let's not nut together anymore"
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E Catholics be like "Last night I.... stroked my shit to completion... Mother Mary, please pray for me!!!!"
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@annakhachiyan I've always been fond of the semi-bored-but-at-peace expression of so many of these faces.
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We need to expand Sailer’s Law of Female Journalism to most Old Masters who just replicate the same face across sex and age over and over again
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@GreeneMan6 Vampires would be predators; why wouldn't we hunt them?
Weird that they chose that as the first example when comparing to transgenders.... oh.
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@NewRightPoast @TheUrMillennial That makes your post make a lot more sense; before I thought you were just shitting on CoDBro masses or whatever.
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Gamers don't like mixtape man, come on. People who love dark souls are not the people singing this game's praises (if anyone is)
Dudley Newright@NewRightPoast
Gamers have such impoverished tastes and are so embarrassed by the years they've wasted on rooty tooty point and shooties that all you have to do is spoonfeed them a mid Gilmore Girls episode and they think they're experiencing Dostoevsky, so long as they're pressing buttons.
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@SlumRNA_Dog Literally me 2 hours ago bro, why you gotta call me out like that. Still sweating btw.
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[eating a groyperous chipotle burrito for lunch and starting to sweat profusely]
“Yeppp that’s the thermogenesis happening right there, thanks to my lord and saviour, Ray Peat, my body is currently burning fat like a furnace heheh.”
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@IcebergActual @memeticsisyphus Oh they're not, I'm just saying that if I could get away with eating/drinking garbage all day and not get fat I'd take that over being able to drink and not get hungover.
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@mire_in @memeticsisyphus That’s fine but saying they are conducive to a good time is a bit odd lol
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@IcebergActual @memeticsisyphus I love sugary sparkling drinks my brother. I wish I didn't, but I do.
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@mire_in @memeticsisyphus Well this might be the most depressing thing I’ve heard all day
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@IcebergActual @memeticsisyphus I lived like this for like 5 years in my early 20s and I cannot tell you how fucking great it was and how much I miss it. I miss it more than getting drunk and not being hungover.
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@memeticsisyphus Realizing a lot of boomers drank a soda with every meal was a real eye opener
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@JoshuAnansi @memeticsisyphus Boomers had lead pipes and would microwave/heat plastic.
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@memeticsisyphus What about forever chemicals in the water supply
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Watch a team of humanoid robots running a full 8-hr shift at human performance levels. This is fully autonomous running Helix-02 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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@uncledoomer They're a band I periodically will hear and go "yeah, still sucks".
There's a few bands I budged on where as a teenager I hated it but as an adult I can appreciate it. There's like 100000000x more bands where 15 year old me was spot on.
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i dont think ive ever listened to a foo fighters song in my life for more than a few seconds. it always just seemed like music purpose built to play in a target commercial
Foo Fighters@foofighters
THANKS FOR HAVING US @nprmusic!!! #TinyDesk out now: FooFighters.lnk.to/TinyDesk
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@SlumRNA_Dog This looks like it should just be a mechanical claw with a camera instead of some humanoid android simulacrum. NGL the 'robot' seems to be going pretty slow for what seems like an obviously basic task.
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Isn’t having some brown person log in through a vr headset to shuffle boxes infinitely better than importing his whole family here so he can shuffle boxes?
sucks@powerbottomdad1
ah yes, fully autonomously adjusting its vr headset too i bet. this guy is lying through his fuckin teeth
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this is simply a reaction to the 90s, where schools frequently had classes where upwards of 10-15 different kids would share names like "matt" "emily" "chris" and "rachel." millenial chungus parents overcorrected, now you have kids like "thatcher" "tywin" and "raytheeyawn"
Sam Ro 📈@SamRo
Yes, there are a lot of kids named Olivia and Liam today. But name concentration was much higher back in the day.
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@politicalmath Letterkenny has near the same pace of jokes but not as good, IMO.
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Is there any current show that has even half of the joke-per-minute rate of 30 Rock?
Stephen Gibbons@Gibboanxious
One of the best 30 Rock jokes.
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@JoshRainerGold @SlumRNA_Dog NGL I blast through those things in 2-3 days tops on "casual consumption" mode.
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@SlumRNA_Dog You could crush a whole jar with a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips a few cokes while watching an episode of Seinfeld. Ask me how I know
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Responsibility without authority is how my wife buy’s a jar of Grillo’s pickles every time she goes to Costco and it’s my responsibility to try and eat them all but I don’t have the authority to compel her to stop buying jar’s of Grillo’s pickles.
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