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Internet addict, writer of thoughts, firm believer in the importance of two things: a daily ODP™ and the Oxford Comma. Fight On!
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when i told my college therapist that we were snorting vyvanse in the library staircases and staying up for 3 days to study and expected him to be horrified and a bit impressed but instead he started laughing and told me that vyvanse can’t be metabolized nasally
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they gon turn magic city into a data center if you don't get up & vote
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the concept of drake releasing 3 albums at once and immediately getting dethroned by someone who’s been dead for 17 years
Pop Base@PopBase
Michael Jackson earns his first #1 on the Billboard Global 200 chart with ‘Billie Jean.’
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When he then went for the scooter I had to laugh out loud
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Incredible thinks happening over at Facebook
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real housewives season 1 vs season 3
NFL Memes@NFLMemes
Proof that you aren’t ugly, you’re just poor
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Logistically speaking, I want to know how this ever got approved
EuroFoot@eurofootcom
🇫🇷⚔️ The Paris derby is today in Ligue 1. Their stadiums are right next to each other! 🏟️🇫🇷
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waffle house employees are mythologized in the south until they ask for a raise, then its you dont deserve that
Atlanta News First@ATLNewsFirst
Waffle House workers rally in Atlanta, demand $25-an-hour wage and safer conditions atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/05/16/waf…
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@GfedGoCrazy They do the Michigan trick of pretending Americans are small enough for a 14” wide spot on a bench, it’s a pretty small stadium in person.
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Digging up B1G stadium notes, was surprised to find out there’s SEVEN stadiums in conference smaller than Purdue’s
Did everything in the book to make it look tiny: flat, no upper deck, underground, incomplete bowl; but still clears places like Indiana and Minnesota by about 10K
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“He found street parking in LA, add a sign that says “no parking between 4pm-6am”.”
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We are dangerously close to him asking to meet General Tso
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: Chinese restaurants in America today outnumber the five largest fast food chains in the United States all combined. That's a pretty big statement.
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