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I’m sure that’s just a coincidence

Let’s go run us a fucking pennant.

Sounds like a job for Benjamin Franklin Gates

@KelbermanNFL Wouldn’t even be a top 10 accomplishment for him. Prolly would forget the award at the ceremony.

Our 26 to open '26.

Agreed

Imagine getting knocked out so bad in the ring that Muhammad Ali says “yeah maybe boxing should cease to exist”

Listening to the guys on PMT try to talk about basketball makes my head want to explode. I only listen once every couple weeks now but wanted to hear a tourney recap. They know less about basketball than my 3 year old

A five day pause lol. We’re only at war when the market’s closed, thank you for your attention to this matter

You have to stop assuming he’s trying to do a good job. The current administration is not interested in governing. They are only worried about extracting as much wealth as possible and insulating themselves from the consequences

Being short 3000 controllers and still letting planes go about normally is such a clear image of how casually these companies and organizations will risk people’s lives.

If no one else wants to say it, I will: Stop calling it a TSA crisis. It’s not broken. It’s being broken on purpose. Project 2025, page 159. This is how control gets sold to the public. You better vote.

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

I mean he looks fucking ridiculous

#Project2025 literally outlines a plan to privatize TSA. But they can’t do that while TSA is unionized. Defund DHS → TSA agents miss paychecks → people quit → airports spiral → step in with “emergency” fixes → suddenly ICE shows up in airports as the privatized “solution”

The hack is a functioning government not tiered pricing for government services that we already pay for.

Long lines, chaos, and stress at the airport. Time to send in renowned de-escalation experts, ICE.

This is how people who say Salvador Perez isn’t a hall of famer watch baseball

Please nobody tell my son

Every time I make a Sunday Sauce, I think about how it doesn't matter how thin you slice it, garlic will not liquify in a pan with a little bit of oil, and that Henry Hill, if you could believe it, was not being totally honest when said that shit