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Chuck Norris isn’t dead, he’s just sleeping. One day, he will rise again with a new and glorious body. This isn’t a Chuck Norris Joke. It’s the truth. Because of his saviour: Jesus.

@MomsPostingLs @LauraLoomer Lifetime free slurpees

@LauraLoomer How much did you get paid for this?

Honestly, as someone who has traveled a lot, India is the best country I have ever traveled to. It’s incredible. I will have been here for 9 days when I leave, and there is still so much to see and do. My experience has been amazing and India is portrayed negatively in the media as a place Amercians should avoid, but I realize a lot of that is completely made up. The people, food, culture and hospitality culture are just incredible. I have felt safe and comfortable the entire time I have been here and India will truly be the next big super power. This country has incredible potential and you have to see it yourself to understand because the media only makes it out to be 3rd world. That couldn’t be further from the truth. Indian people are the nicest people I have ever met. I am very grateful for my time in India. I have enjoyed it so much and I hope I can come back every year. Next time I want to visit South India. I have tried to do as much as possible these last 9 days but there is still so much to see and do. All good things come to an end. I’ll be back (hopefully soon). I love India. My misconceptions have been corrected. I have nothing but nice things to say. 🇮🇳

In honor of Chuck: Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… he pushes the earth down. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off. Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

@EndymionYT Now I wanna play it more

That first puzzle is gonna be a litmus test in Crimson Desert to determine if you grew up on old school video games or you only played Sony cinematic games that hold your hand A lot of people exposing themselves on Twitter for being the latter

When Chuck Norris arrived in heaven, he was the one who had to tell the angels, "Fear not."

Chuck Norris is scheduled to deliver the eulogy at his own funeral.

>Devout Christian man who always put Jesus first >Six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate Champion >Global TV star loved by all >Became the subject of the greatest, most enduring internet meme of all time >Faithful to his wife & dedicated to his kids >Spent his time giving back doing charity for children >The entire world agrees he is practically invincible >Chuck Norris finally gave death permission to take him Rest in Peace legend.

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

Oh look the thing we warned about 5 years ago and got banned for saying it was true all along

@lilsketch Rock Howard. Rock Lobster. The Rock.

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@SmugAlana I like the black ones. Three silver ones look dumb. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

every time I see a cybetruck irl I just think to myself 'who thinks these look cool...' 🥀

@MarkWarner I wish you'd have stopped at two terms like you pledged to do. I would have saved us from your inane drivel. Get bent.

The SAVE Act isn’t saving anyone. It’s a regressive, backwards bill that threatens to disenfranchise millions. I’m voting NO.

@HomieSanto For context: he died to the first enemy in Goldeneye.

I’ve noticed a pattern; when a decent game comes out that expects you to be curious, to be observant and to pay attention, a lot of tourists-turned-reviewers are the first to rage quit, refund, or low-grade that game. Some games aren’t for everyone, but I’m starting to think the pattern is made pretty clear by those who say they don’t like yellow paint, but absolutely need it.

@PattyMurray Paging @IfindRetards get a load of this weapons-grade retardium

The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. Seriously. That's a real stat. I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.

@SuperSisi youtu.be/AtpvZ5MuYX4?si… Guilty Gear

Make your case

@Khatspergers At this point, I'm pretty sure people only watch this guy to farm clips.

After wasting 20 minutes slamming his head into a boss with nothing but starter gear, Phil concludes that Crimson Desert is not a good game and rage quits.

Between this and "journalists" hating the game, I'm thinking i might buy it.

I’ve been called racist and islamophobic hundreds of times today for outlining Restore Britain’s policy on banning halal slaughter, the burqa, sharia law, cousin marriage and plenty more. I want to be really clear about our party’s official response. We do not give a shit.

@MadamSavvy @PatrickBowser2 If whoever does this first doesn't call it a Babel fish, I will be sorely disappointed.

@PatrickBowser2 the foundations of it already exist. i think we see actual beta apps start dropping for that in 6~8 months

I translate doujinshi and other things with a small group of friends. Some of them in the group speak fluently in Japanese. Grok is getting dangerously good at quick translation and for shits, we've asked it to also explain things/give all possible meanings/etc Lolcalizers should be absolutely TERRIFIED. Their reign of terror is quite literally coming to an end within the next year. Grok is not even a specialized unit for translation and it is doing a VERY good job. With a human overlooking choices, all lolcalizers could very well be jobless- permanently.... because....most the lolcalizers are lefties. and they're staunchly anti ai. but the job descriptions for the ai integrated positions will require ai experience. hehe.....hahahahhaa.....HAHAHAHAHA. ahhh...no seriously, the age of language being a barrier is coming down rapidly, and live translation devices will become popular too soon and I think that is really cool. Imagine traveling somewhere for the first time but thanks to some goofy glasses or your phone, you can get even faster translation and navigation on your own! (we actually used several translation apps while in Japan, Tokyo is very friendly for foreigners if you speak english, but we tried out best not to cheat when getting about.)