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Downing Streeting ?! #Primeminister #Starmer

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Yamazaki 12 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

@restisents @richardosman @MarinaHyde Swap Shoppers of the world unite!

📣 New Episode Out Now! 📣 👀 Why Do Bands Keep Suing Each Other? 🤣 Are American Sitcoms Doomed? 📚 Don’t Young Men Write Anymore? @RichardOsman and ‌@MarinaHyde discuss all this and more in the latest episode - out now on audio and video!

@brand0n @elonmusk Not just Tesla….here’s @Piecaramba in Winchester….the original space based toilets! 😂

Only Tesla has you taking a photo of the bathroom before you use it

Gregg Wallace and John Torode seen sheepishly exiting BBC HR dept… #Masterchef

@JonathanPieNews Black or white? ;)

Remind me never again to attempt to have a balanced and nuanced debate on this website. I'm now going to have a very large coffee and reflect on my naivety.

Good to see the Prodigy shouting out all the ‘worriers’!

@grandoldteam @EvertonMishmash @Everton Denis Stracqualursi 💪

Giveaway: Just accidentally damaged an @EvertonMishmash when packaging it with a small 1cm rip on the border so let's give it away! Comment with the name of any former or current @Everton player to enter to win.

"Goodison Park is not just a place. It's a feeling." 🥺💙 #EndOfAnEra

….after it silently strangles you in your sleep ! 😳😬

@Britpopmemories @elonmusk Mars is very much like Trump’s America…hostile, too far away, no evidence of intelligent life forms.

@elonmusk We've been to Mars, but because it's such a hostile wasteland we were clever and sent unmanned exploration robots. As for the moon...is there much point going back? We've ticked that box and moved on. This fascination with Mars is a futile waste of cash and resources.

Only 66 years from first flight to landing on the Moon in 1969. Here we are, 76 years later cannot yet return to the Moon. We should have been on Mars by now.

@prodnose Don’t let me drown / Eau-b-la-di Eau-b-la-da #beatleswatertitles

H2 Oh Darling Tap In The USSR Water Goes On (In Your Heart) Day Dripper #BeatlesWaterTitles

@dixiedeansboots She’s a beauty!!

The best ground in the *ahem* premier league 👍💙🏡

I don’t know exactly what happened, but it must have been a helluva night ! @RealDMitchell @VictoriaCoren

@KingBobIIV @elonmusk 🧐

Remember in Orwell’s 1984 when, in the middle of Hate Week, Oceania suddenly switches its enemy? One minute, everyone is raging against Eurasia, screaming and waving banners, certain that they have always been at war with them. Then, mid-speech, the Party changes the narrative—Eurasia is now an ally, and the real enemy has always been Eastasia. Without hesitation, the crowd accepts it. They tear down posters, burn old banners, and rewrite their own memories as if the past they had believed in just moments before never existed. The Party doesn’t just change history; it erases the very idea that history was ever different. And the people go along with it because to question it—to remember the truth—would be thoughtcrime. "Oceania was at war with Eastasia: Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. A large part of the political literature of five years was now completely obsolete. Reports and records of all kinds, newspapers, books, pamphlets, films, sound-tracks, photographs—all had to be rectified at lightning speed." We're there.

@Keir_Starmer @POTUS

Fantastic to be in Washington D.C. today for talks with @POTUS. Growth and security are the foundations of my Plan for Change, and the UK-US relationship is integral to delivering them. Together, we will improve working people's lives in both our nations.

@campbellclaret Fixed it !

And helped screw the country in the process. Even Badenoch admits what some of us knew then and all of us know now. There was no plan. The promises were lies. Johnson and farage led the country over a cliff in order to advance their own interests. That’s it. Name one single thing that is better as a result.

Is it your big orange face ?

@Britpopmemories @thestoneroses @johnharris1969 @everetttrue @dellerm ….oh, and of course put it on for a 2nd time just as you’re on the way out of the door 🤣

@Britpopmemories @thestoneroses @johnharris1969 @everetttrue @dellerm Put Breaking into Heaven on the pub duke box…order a pint…walk to cash machine and annoy old regulars while the intro plays…return in perfect time for the song proper to start….happy days ! 😂

30 years ago today The Stone Roses (finally) released the album “Second Coming”. What’s your favourite track from it? Hard to look beyond Love Spreads in my opinion. Included here are the original reviews by Everett True and John Harris, and the full page press advert.