Lizzie Marshall

@JohnLewisRetail If you're going to advertise as dog friendly, you ought to have at least one small section of one of your cafes that lets dogs in!

@taskmaster @AlexHorne I found Reece Shearsmith in my son's sticker book!

@taskmaster @AlexHorne I found Reece Shearsmith in my son's sticker book!

#NORvUBB The number of replays where you see Bordeaux arms around Northampton necks, and apparently that's fine 😡

@JamesLucasIT Brasov, Romania

What is the most underrated city on Earth?

@i_iratus "Get rid of all non medical roles" Yes let's just stop cleaning hospitals shall we? 🙄

@ThePianoUK My 7 month old son, who is a super wriggler, sat entirely still watching this, holding my hand, completely entranced (as was I). Thank you for giving us this moment ❤️

Brad performs his own composition in honour of his foster parents, Ev and Frank. #ThePiano

@fesshole My son was born via c section and I would have been thoroughly delighted by this!

As a junior doctor I spent 6 month working in an obstetrics and gynaecology department. Part of my job was assisting in theatre with the elective C-sections. I would often be the first person to touch the new born baby so I would always "boop their snoot" and wish them well.

@FG_Guv @SaintsRugby @premrugby I mean, we topped the table for the season so we definitely deserve it! Even if we made it stupidly hard for ourselves today 🤦🏻‍♀️

@SaintsRugby @premrugby You didn’t deserve that

We've done it! Saints are 2023/24 Gallagher Premiership CHAMPIONS 🙌 😇 25 - 21 🛁

@SaintsRugby @ChampionsCup Yes we weren't good enough in the first 60 minutes, but it seriously makes me angry when refereeing is THAT one sided. Even the commentators (who aren't supposed to criticise) were stunned with those decisions!

We battle bravely, but the comeback falls short. Heartache in Dublin, but a campaign to be proud of 🫶 🔵 20 - 17 😇

@CarlaBo74179468 @TeamSmoothy @tes @NASUWT Some people COULDN'T strike for a variety of reasons - part time teachers who didn't work on the strike days, those on maternity/parental leave (or would have had their upcoming maternity/parental entitlements affected), those on long term sick leave, etc.

@TeamSmoothy @tes @NASUWT Maybe the payrise should only then apply to those people that strike and support.. harsh to say I know, but some ride on coat tails of others all the way through. Time for all to support each other and not wait it out. Far more effective if ALL teachers strike, as point made then

Breaking: The @NASUWT union announces its members have voted against moving to a formal strike ballot over pay and conditions. 78 per cent of those voting said they did not support moving to a statutory ballot. tes.com/magazine/news/…

@SoVeryBritish Kebabulance - a takeaway kebab van in Sussex

What’s the best takeaway name you’ve ever seen?

@NoContextBrits "Hubby" Literally had a woman say to me once "hubby says no". Just eugh 🤢

@KC1Karl @AndyGJBurge Awful

#MrBatesVsThePostOffice I'm only getting through this gradually because the injustice is making me seethe with rage. I worked in IT for 35 years as a software developer, systems analyst, operations manager, project manager and programme manager. Anyone employed in this industry should understand the nature of software and comms bugs and anyone who says that a system is free from them is lying. Every single post office auditor, manager and all the Horizon Fujitsu project managers should be prosecuted for the damage they have done to human lives. And every post office manager affected by this scandal should receive compensation for the damage done to them from the Post Office. This is not a political issue and this happened under both parties. The gov't should put this right immediately and without any delay.

@BritishBakeOff The correct answer is cornflake tart

If you had to go back to school for one more day, which of these classic desserts would you most want to see? #DessertWeek #GBBO

@SAS_WDW Foxy calling him "Matt Hancock with a silent han" 😂 Also Foxy's happy little face when he pushed Hancock in the water at the very beginning 😂

We’re so close to the end…what has been your favourite moment of the series? #SASWhoDaresWins

@rugbyworldcup Someone's changed Matthew Carley's Wikipedia page so he's Welsh and it says this 😂

Ending the weekend with a Rugby World Cup classic #RWC2023 | #WALvFIJ

@SoVeryBritish That's in Huntingdon!

Passing a fish and chip shop

@EnglandRugby Vunipola and Itoje have been utterly underwhelming this whole series. Get Earl at 8 then have Lawes/Ludlum/Willis as flankers plus Ribbans and Chessum second row!

𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤. #IREvENG | #SummerNationsSeries

First steps of a baby elephant.. 😊