Tones 'The Broennsylvanian' MaGoans

Incredible

I'm jealous 🤣

@GolfDigest This is a retarded rule @IfindRetards

"I was there on time, but the rule is, if you're one second late, you're late. So if you think about it, I was there on time, if you know what I mean." Garrick Higgo spoke to the media about his two-stroke penalty for arriving late to his tee time.

Exactly

@PGA this rule is gay and retarded @IfindRetards

Failed TV host Don Lemon asked me what I tell my kids. Here’s exactly what I tell them: You live in the greatest country on Earth. You are both black and white, which means you carry the strength, history, and legacy of both sides of your family. Your mother and father love you endlessly. And the opportunities you have exist because generations of Americans fought, sacrificed, built, and defended this nation. I do not teach my children victimhood. I do not teach them to hate America. I do not teach them that they are oppressed before they even begin life. I teach them faith, discipline, gratitude, excellence, and personal responsibility. The race-grifting hustle is dead. Americans are exhausted by people who became rich convincing others that this country is evil while enjoying every privilege it offers. I also remember when @ericswalwell went on this platform and claimed Republicans would outlaw my interracial marriage. Funny how that worked out… Emily and I are still happily married. No mobs showed up. No torches. No pitchforks. But Eric did get politically humiliated and ejected from Congress, because that “paragon of virtue,” never lived by the example he tweeted. Sound familiar, Don? And by the way, Don, since you’re so interested in parenting, what exactly do you tell your kids? Have any?

@Timcast Grow up

how do you people drink black coffee im trying but man i need some cream

@alwayssbased I feel like every season in the KOC era has been an early bye

I don’t see a loss on this schedule

Fucking WILD

@Patrickwebb If the CIA is not happy, that means I'm doing something right. I'm never gonna stop fighting to get to the bottom of this.

“Slavery is over. Jim Crow is dead.” Rep. Wesley Hunt pushes back on what he calls “reinvigorated talk” of Jim Crow, while defending the idea that America is a Christian nation: "As someone who is a direct descendant of a slave, as someone whose great-great-grandfather was born on a plantation, I can assure you, slavery is over. Jim Crow is dead." "I am a Black man representing a White-majority district in Texas, the great-great-grandson of a man born on a plantation stands before you today as a proud, conservative Republican from Texas. As a believer and follower in Christ."

Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place? Karen Bass let my home burn down. Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.

@eric_j_thompson New NFL record incoming?

I’m sure this has already been mentioned, but is anyone else excited to see Will Reichard kick at 7,350 feet above sea level?

@JasonHarmonNFL If only he didn't get concussed in that ATL game.. who knows?

Former Vikings QB Jaren Hall has announced his retirement via Instagram.

@wobby @JJWatt Even bigger problem

@JJWatt I hear that coming from a player's perspective for sure. But compared to what the future state is going to be, we ain't seen nothin yet.

International game slate is nearing the realm of traveling circus as opposed occasional showcase.

@JJWatt @y0_Rob GooddelNFL only cares about $$$ not the actual American fan base that grew the revenue. Basically what all big business is doing that started in the USA. Greed ruins everything..

@danorlovsky7 1% better today DAHN!

Guess the only option is to just keep working.

@TheBrohioan @bheintzskol it's Nueve Time!

Prepárate para conocer a Nueve Ciudad de México

Anyone running for any office should be naturally born here. This is ridiculous.

From 1908-1940, Sears sold over 70,000 mail-order homes for around $938, shipped by rail for easy assembly by owners or local builders. $938 in 1910 is equivalent in purchasing power to approximately $32,604 today. What would that get you now?