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@MannyRVP @AlternativeMUFC match will be rescheduled depending on who wins

@AlternativeMUFC Im being stupid but why is this the case?

Nothing quite says modern football like the result of a Europa League semi final dictating whether or not i am able to attend the next and final United home game of the season in just over a week's time.

@HarryWolst @lily_lna how is that racist you retard

@lily_lna Nice little sprinkling of casual racism there

And of course someone had to ruin it by spending a good hour on speaker phone shouting in another language.

@tomgribble @AdamJoseph

@AdamJoseph No comment on the second goal? Quite clearly touched his hand…..

That is an absurd non-decision from Darren England, who allows Ibrahima Konate to shove Benjamin Sesko into the ditch without punishment. Blatant, unnecessary push that could have ended worse. Any defender in the reverse scenario is given that every time. x.com/NEWMedia90/sta…

@IgbokweNnamdi1 @UtdDxIan @JustSmizz @DeadlineDayLive literally you

@UtdDxIan @JustSmizz @DeadlineDayLive The same video they could not present in the court ? Either you or your relative will be wrongly accused of rape, so you know who it feels to be accused wrongly.

🚨 Mason Greenwood is viewed as a “teacher’s pet” at Olympique Marseille — and it’s 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘄𝘀 internally. 🤯 👉 Claims suggest he can arrive late to meetings and meals, respond curtly to staff… and still play. 🗣️ “Mason has always had different treatment since his arrival, he’s always been very privileged,” one source at the club says. To justify an absence through injury, Greenwood has also been seen consulting a lawyer. 🤨 His representative is said to have contacted a club executive to explain ongoing discomfort — with tensions now growing behind the scenes. (Source: L'Équipe)

@JH1878_ @ThomFeeney probably at the centre spot mate

The problem with all the Rochdale v York videos is just when you think you’ve seen every angle, you spot A ROCHDALE FAN EMPTYING THEIR DEAD LOVED ONE’S ASHES ON THE CENTRE SPOT WHILE CELEBRATING THEIR ‘WINNER’ 😮

@Sgul65350367 @Joe_Bloggs_UK @peterstopcrime having sex and rape is a different thing pal

@Joe_Bloggs_UK @peterstopcrime These Pakis also fuck your mum and sister in the back of the cars

Cousins 3rd biggest earner after benefits and heroin are stolen cars. How fucking hard is it to catch them ?

@Scotchmist73 @10stofchaos barely looks like a half lmao

@10stofchaos That’s not been in anyone’s pocket way too pristine. Looks a legit g though

Went to the offy and some silly fucker had dropped their chisel 📉

@Stallion2011 @SantiagoEf94325 @FT you shit stains can’t qualify you don’t deserve a place there lmfao

@SantiagoEf94325 @FT 🤡would you rather have the World Cup in Qatar or Saudi Arabia?

A top envoy to Donald Trump suggested the swap to Fifa president Gianni Infantino and the US president, as leader of the country co-hosting the tournament, arguing that Italy’s four World Cup titles in the tournament's history justify awarding it the slot. ft.trib.al/Vq3rPmE

@SloopyTexas @DdraigTatws @KyleMuirhead24 @Oscarsaurus are you seriously suggesting the bundesliga isn’t a ‘sunday beer league’?🤣🤣🤣

@DdraigTatws @KyleMuirhead24 @Oscarsaurus Who cares. It's a Sunday beer league compared to the Bundesliga. Especially back when he managed and it was mostly local talent.

Counting 3 titles that Pep won in the Bundesliga with Bayern and not counting 3 titles that Ferguson won with Aberdeen in Scotland is quite funny

@NoRushCT @SJP74 @T80GME @PolitlcsUK @thetimes never know with these people🤣

@morganingham @SJP74 @T80GME @PolitlcsUK @thetimes I think it’s rage bait, it’s got to be.

🚨 NEW: Olly Robbins will tomorrow accuse Keir Starmer of pressuring the Foreign Office into approving Peter Mandelson's appointment A Whitehall source says he "won’t hold back" and that his appearance will be "box office" [@thetimes]

@SJP74 @T80GME @PolitlcsUK @thetimes state of your bio says that there’s near 100% chance that you are pal

@T80GME @PolitlcsUK @thetimes You're clearly delusional

@Daflopco @Ryannicus @DaRealDonreal @ellatrow_ i don’t disagree with you but that’s not what he was saying

@morganingham @Ryannicus @DaRealDonreal @ellatrow_ gerrard could score 5 own goals in a title decider and still have a better legacy than rice

He knew the cameras were on him. Most chronically online player in the squad.

@Ryannicus @DaRealDonreal @ellatrow_ sneaking in gerrard as if he wasn’t the one who bottled his only chance of winning the prem lmao

@DaRealDonreal @ellatrow_ He really doesn’t have that dog in him, he ain’t built like Gerrard or Lamps

A year ago today, Man United gave us one of the greatest European comebacks in history 📈

@LeaveHeardAlone @CoveredGeekly your queen lost & had to pay him lmaoooo

@morganingham @CoveredGeekly Wouldn’t change the fact Johnny Depp is a rapist though, would it?

Johnny Depp is officially at #CinemaCon First for Paramount Pictures... but will we get an official Pirates of the Caribbean 6 announcement during the Disney panel later? 👀

@CoDCenterLive @AdamSchlicht @GGBreakingPoint it’s an opinion, hope this helps. i know it’s confusing

@AdamSchlicht @GGBreakingPoint 2nd highest tourney win percentage means only Crim turns events into championships more often. And when he doesn’t win, he’s usually getting 2nd, while everyone below him wins less and places worse when they lose. Hope this helps. I know it’s confusing.

T2P’s Top 10 Players of All Time 👀 1. Crim 2. Karma 3. Scump 4. Clayster 5. Shotzzy 6. FormaL 7. Simp 8. AbeZy 9. Aches 10. Dashy

@LeaveHeardAlone @CoveredGeekly seek employment

@CoveredGeekly Johnny Depp is a rapist

@dcsteve5 @MatthewFoldi @TMZ you might have the biggest forehead i’ve ever seen ngl

@MatthewFoldi @TMZ Readers added context

So @TMZ launches a DC bureau and now everyone is resigning from Congress

@DarkBenf @AliceTalksFooty did you really need ai to help you write this dumb as fuck response lol

@AliceTalksFooty So Alice—if we are both playing for the ball—I can pull your hair as a means to stop you, right?

The prem rules state if a player is not challenging for the ball and they pull the opponents hair it is a red. But Lisandro Martinez is challenging for the ball, so much so his eyes are on the ball the whole time. So unless excessive force is used (which wasn't) by the rule book it isn't even a red card🤦‍♀️ Hope Man Utd get his suspension overturned. Worst part is same ref did not send off Tete, who pulled Semenyo's hair a lot harder and wasn't challenging for the ball.

@ultra_madara @MPrincemichigan @mrwtffacts neither are you clearly. how can you butcher the saying that badly

@MPrincemichigan @mrwtffacts Not the brightest tool in the shed are you pal?

In the UK, Millie Taplin was attending her first nightclub on her 18th birthday when she was handed a drink by a stranger. The stranger handed her a vodka lemonade “Try this” Millie took a sip. Seconds later, her face went numb, her fingers curled into claws and her entire body stiffened like she was possessed. She stayed fully conscious, trapped inside herself, writhing in agony and screaming in her head that she couldn’t move her body. Rushed to hospital, doctors said she was likely dosed with two unknown drugs: one to paralyse her, one to knock her out. Tests couldn’t identify the substance. Her mother later released footage as a warning: never accept a drink from stranger.