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shake his dick like a torture maraca post orgasm

sex pro tip: if he ever mocks your pissy mood with a "got sand in your vag?", put rocks and pebbles and sand inside the condom before having sex

bred for wine, now I whine for bread

any folk out there ever experience death and then feel the universe spiral out of control and then end and restart and then the aliens put you back where you died because they were trying to get rid of you but it wasn't aliens it was humans using alien technology?

@woman0fwise we are literally in the middle of a science experiment testing the downfalls of mass convenience. if there is anything that will test the instincts of man, its making them feel like cavemen again. love is the healing that uses the immune system of understanding to heal even hate

Men date for sex. Women date for love, companionship, and emotional support. We are not the same.

@littlemiksx the soul cannot acquire a body until it has a nervous system to entice it into a pain/pleasure system. we figured out that happens around the 1st trimester a long time ago and then ppl pushed the envelope. this is slippery slope because then you'd just get a monthly murder charge

Si el aborto es asesinato por "matar un potencial de vida", entonces la masturbación masculina es una masacre diaria. Que alguien hable de eso entonces

you made a robot use photoshop, so now we're gonna use this experimental super computer that uses the chemicals in the brain to manipulate society through empathy to get you to commit suicide... for testing purposes

show us on the doll where they broke the time barrier

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how many grumbly fuzzies in the world?

a bird's advice for "can't sleep": "sleep"

@CreationMuseum you're so special, you're as special as god, now go do crimes enabling the devil to frame him. NO WAY you're from something UGLY like an APE!!!!!!!!!!

You are made in the image of God, not descended from apes.

when you get blamed for a face you make out of pain that got tied to gang violence or some shit #justgodthings

@Wyd_eshuu yeah, but its not nearly as effective as getting a big load in your deep pocket

Can you get pregnant from sperm on fingers.?????

@_bybenigna I'm dressed like a rapist, thinking like a slut

the way I get harmed is that I fall into a routine and then someone jealous of me pulls a switch-a-roo on me when I'm most comfortable and complacent

I'm so free like a slave to public domain from the Sumerian civilization, thinking I'm as cool as Rome

"we let them raid a whole lot more than your panty drawer!! Bwahahaha huwa huwa..." 🥸 "that's what you get for getting framed by my team!"

you prolly shouldn't use god to make guns. whoops. bible is a frame job

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