Michael Pollock

Here are the top 5 times: 1. 7:32pm (indisputably the best time) 2. 2:44pm (has its critics but an all-round excellent time) 3. 9:51pm (not too early, not too late) 4. 3:07am (chances of being required to attend a meeting at 3:07am? Low) 5. 11:38am (the connoisseur's lunch time)

Jesus struggling to rise again due to rubble and debris chaser.com.au/general-news/j…

this is how your email finds me

One of the most dangerous mammal of the ocean: 0 A random Scottish man in the ocean: 1

Happy Four Seasons Landscaping Day, to those who celebrate.

@TerribleMaps @JordanHOliver

Would your country be a good axe?

@WillSchofield Carlton supporter here. Hate Collingwood, not the biggest Maynard fan either. Tonight’s verdict was the right outcome. It’s not that hard mate….

In the end, where you sit on this Maynard tribunal decision comes down to whether you like Collingwood or not. Let’s be honest.

@insultsrare @JordanHOliver

Lance Franklin calls time The only V/@AFL player to kick... .. 500+ goals inside Victoria and 500+ goals outside Victoria .. 300+ goals in two states (VIC & NSW) .. 100+ goals in three states (TAS) .. 5+ goals in a game vs 18 different clubs @sydneyswans @HawthornFC

Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake. Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor. Chief, I think there was a dead body in there. I thought that too, until he said "yard trimmings." You gotta learn to listen, Lou. #TheSimpsons

@QuotesSimpsons1 @JordanHOliver

But order now, supply is limited. Limited?! Do you have any of those microphones left? Yeah, a couple. #TheSimpsons

@shammersley1 Ballarat to Melton is absolute luck of the draw stuff.

You can definitely work* on the train to Melb in the morning and back home to Ballarat after work. * offline work only

@WhatWeWitnessed @JordanHOliver

@TerribleMaps @JordanHOliver

Map of all countries where the Prime Minister shat themselves in a McDonalds

@stevanzetti @JordanHOliver

Every Right Wing Show Host: We are going to have Kanye West on television to set the record straight about why this genius has been misunderstood Kanye West: I love Hitler

@fesshole @JordanHOliver

Right before my Dad died he told my that I likely have a long lost sibling out there, and he gave me all the possible information to track them down. Never done anything with this information because I wanted to make sure I got the whole inheritance to myself.

@JordanHOliver @ThatsSoVillage @dickosmailbag Absolute tears. Just snorted in the middle of the office 😂😂

@ThatsSoVillage @dickosmailbag @mppollock1

we now go live to india's fielding:

@billshortenmp @JordanHOliver robo-justice 😂😂😂

The Liberals tried to shut down the truth about Robodebt today in parliament. They failed. No more Robo-Denial … only Robo-Justice.