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@renzovrse You probably deserve to be at that yaba, the original yaba fr.

I took ah wok to yabaaaa 😵‍💫💤🎿 .

@onyekanwelue You’ve never been amongst the sensible Nigerians

I love this.

NDLEA has confiscated over 20 Billion Naira worth of Canadian loud. A sensible government will see an economic opportunity in this habit and legalise weed for recreational consumption. A dose of crack cocaine in the streets is now more expensive that 1 gram of Cana. Crack is 5k, a pinch of Cana weed is 15k. You guys are going drive the youth to start taking dangerous drugs. Scientists have proved that cannabis is safer than alcohol and cigarettes but our govt don’t wanna legalize it becuase they are modelling our country after UNITED KINGDOM. Fuck this shit.

Residents lament the current state of Agungi Ajiran road in Lekki, Lagos state

Our first world cup hat-trick didn't come against homeless Africans, we're clear.

We did it against Spain not Algeria

@Oyoaffairs I sabi acrabata wella and even ap like the back of my hand, this story baami ju wa ni oooo

Sunday Igboho recalls a shocking experience from the Ife-Modakeke war. 😮

Rufai: How will you improve Agriculture. We don’t want statistics but what you will do step by step? Obi: When I was a bank chairman kwa kwa kwa, Bangladesh bdjkdlkdkmdffldm😂😂😂

@Omojuwa lol he had to always hold his hand before answering a question

Credit to Rufai Oseni here. He asked the question, when the candidate went round about not asking the question, he doubled down and it couldn’t be clear this person has zero clue. Anyone who cannot answer the ‘how’ to whatever they say they are going to do is either lying or simply deluded about how things work. None is a desirable option.

@NostalgicVibeNG You’re a dummy, the biggest one. You don’t deserve such an account to operate. Arindin ni e

This man is so consumed by power and presidential vanity that he’s naming a publicly funded road after himself complete with his full title: “President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR.” The road is barely 10% complete. Yet the giant signpost is already up. One can almost picture him cruising past it, grinning at his own name, whispering, “This is my legacy.” In my adult life, I’ve never seen anything this brazen in a democracy. This is the kind of behavior you expect from Saddam, Gaddafi, or other dictators desperate to etch their names into permanence. In actual democracies, roads and monuments are usually named after leaders after they’re gone not while they’re still alive and the project is half-finished. Only a pathological toponymic narcissist adds “President” and “GCFR” to a road sign. Bola Tinubu just did exactly that.

@cfc_tayo Very easy. Marlo Marin, been a Chelsea fan for over 2 decades

Only legends will get this right! Guess the player standing beside Eden Hazard. Level: Medium

Hello sir @TunjiDisu1 The Nigerian police are now targeting cars with dealer plates. They don’t even care whether your certificate is legitimate or not, they simply tow your vehicle to their station. We understand that the ban on vehicles with unauthorized registration or no plates is due to the insecurity in Nigeria. However, the Lagos police have now resorted to extorting people, especially car dealers with dealer plates, despite them having legitimate certificates. This is not the purpose of the ban. There's no reason for any police to tow a car with authentic dealers certificate to their station. This is exactly how #EndSARS started. Pls kindly talk to your people before things get worse.

This is a very silly take from Peter Obi Iyinoluwa Aboyeji (Andela & flutterwaves) Olugbenga Agboola (Flutterwave) Shola Akinlade (Paystack) Babs Ogundeyi (Kuda Bank) Adetola Nola (Veritas homes) etc Those are young Nigerians that made millions of dollars under 30’s in this country. God knows how many more young Nigerians that are silent billionaires. But, Obi would want everyone to believe that nobody succeed in this country. In US that he made as an example, does he know how many young entrepreneurs/innovators that didn’t make it, despite countless efforts and dedication? How can a candidate be that wicked to always use an avenue to pull down his own country? Very silly, irresponsible, erratic and nonsensical take from Agulu

@hypetribeng A song logos writes you’ll know easily lol

🚨DAVIDO NEW MUSIC OUT SOON ⌛️🚨

@illBlissGoretti lol he unintentionally used accommodated us as an excuse m.

it wasn’t intended to tarnish Lagos, a state that has accommodated us all and supported our art , our business and our growth. for many years. We live here and it’s our home and we will always treat it as such. Thank You and stay Blessed!

@DanielRegha You’re wrong this time, ycee sounded so wack tbh

Ycee's album "Out Of Sight - Out Of Mind: Volume 1" is a subtle reminder of what rappers used to sound like back in the day; The likes of Blaqbonez and Odumodu can a learn a thing or two from it. That said, the project while not a masterpiece is worth a listen; With the perfect Intro and Interlude. A few tracks are good but majority fall short of expectation. The collab featuring Dremo has the same feel with Pop Smoke's- Welcome To The Party hit song, and the best track on the album is "Leave Me Alone". Great wordplays too. It's a 4.5/10. No offense.

This is for those of you “Yoruba but” who have identity crisis. Come closer.🫵🏾

A story about friendship & a bond that defies human logic. Far from the kind of connection you can easily explain, he is a real friend, a brother, and that unassuming individual who quietly crosses the bridge to show up, even when it’s unexpected. In a world where many only appear during the highlights, true ones stand firm through the turbulence. They take the calls in the dark seasons. They ride with you toward the quantum leap. Eyan ST!!! 🔥 A Real One. Grateful for bonds like this. @STinubu 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 #TrueFriendship #Loyalty #brotherhood

Hardest Outro in afrobeats rn!🔥

Wow