Sean

@techAU "thermal incident" 😂

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@GammaCounter @soupness Living near Melbourne, if I ever need to scrape ice off my car a credit card or the like will usually do the job.

@soupness See also.

Nephew visiting from Melbourne saw this in my car and said "What's that?"

Eli Lilly apologizing for a fake tweet but not for charging $714.87 for a carton of insulin.

@feliciaday Hmmmm

I don't have opinions on this JUST ALL THE FEELINGS!!! #sob

@optionalrule Outside combat, rolling a D20 *then* telling the DM what you rolled and what skill check it was for

If there was a formalized list of fouls at a #DnD table, what would they be? Bonus points if you name a penalty.

@JesseJerdak Very helpful. Thank you.

If you’re new to the TTRPG space, you might see unfamiliar acronyms being tossed around. Here’s a handy guide: WotC: Werewolves of the Cockalpyse DND: Do not Disturb VtM: Vox the Machina CR: Christina Ricci OC: Orange chuulius PVP: Penis Vagina Playdate WoD: World of Doorcraft

I think this gentleman has solved Twitter.

This.

Classic Dad energy

NSW & Victoria to introduce an extra year of school after learning people are blaming renewables for coal power shortages

@GabeJamesGames Thank you Gabe. Soon as my players set foot into the Abyss. Bam. Herd of carnivorous horses.

@BrennanLM Just finished watching. So good Brennan. Thank you.

@mattcolville Well now I'm less interested. Can I give myself a nosebleed but die soon after?

For the record, you cannot give yourself a nosebleed and instantly die. Obviously. And there's no way you could interpret the rules that way. Just top level trolling.

Shoutout to the reddit user who concluded the Talent was bad because you could "give yourself a nosebleed and immediately die!" Even if I spent HOURS trying to write "the most reddit comment ever" I couldn't have done half as good. Shit I'm gonna gild it. They deserve it.

@tuezdaydotcom @LttleGel @bschaeffer12 @T_Swizzle02 @Yankees And they're not even completely banned over here. Just regulated.

@LttleGel @bschaeffer12 @T_Swizzle02 @Yankees So we ban all guns? That sounds like a great idea seems to have worked in Australia

When an assault weapon is used in a mass shooting, it results in six times as many people shot than when other guns are used.

Delicious.

@scottjohnson Oooh! This is what they mean by haters gonna hate.

@deathbybadger I read these more as a bucket list to complete before end of campaign

diversity chart? no thank you. 'how disruptive is my D&D character' chart? highly necessary

@optionalrule The survival time of that furry chest will be extremely short.

Idea of the day. Weremimic. I just had to get that off my chest. #DnD

@ZachBurrell10 😮‍💨

DM: The vampire lord approaches your group, what spell are you going to cast? Shawn: I cast Dawn Sean: I cast Dean Shaun: I also cast Daun

@dm_hagiologist @MrMightyMongo @GabeJamesGames 10/10 tweet. Would like again.

@MrMightyMongo @GabeJamesGames