Michael

“The stocks are good” I’m so proud 🥹

Oh my GOD this is great A GAP INTEGRITY here Head on a swivel Eyes on your target Same foot, same shoulder Send them to the gulag TEACH TAPE!!!

You got no idea…

18 years ago today, the Rockies tested Rick Ankiel's arm TWICE 😭 It didn't work.

That man scored a pick 6 in the Super Bowl for us as a rookie. I could give a flying motherfuck who he dates 😭😭😭

Rob has done a ton of great video edits over the years.... This might be the best one.

This is the dumbest rule I’ve ever witnessed. You missed a kick but it hit the back of the end zone so you get a point to win the game? So dumb.

“a Judgian blast” Michael Kay pays Tribute to John Sterling

Caller: "Hi Dave. Long-time listener. First time caller." Dave: "You are on the show. What is going on?" Caller: "I have a revenue problem." Dave: "Alright. Tell me about it." Caller: "A lot of high-income people just left who pay a lot of tax." Dave: "Why did they leave?" Caller: "They said taxes were too high." Dave: "And what did you say?" Caller: "I told them bye." Dave: "You told them bye." Caller: "And I laughed." Dave: "You laughed at your own revenue leaving." Caller: "I thought they would be replaced." Dave: "Were they?" Caller: "Not exactly." Dave: "So revenue is down." Caller: "Yes." Dave: "And spending." Caller: "Going up." Dave: "So you told the checkbook to leave, laughed while it walked out, and now you are surprised the account is empty." Dave: "What is your role exactly?" Caller: "I am the Mayor." Dave: "Of what?" Caller: "Seattle." Dave: "Ma’am, the millionaires might have left, but the same math stayed."

Tough year

Dawg!! Lil bra different💪🏾

Photo 1: A woman who complained about the Major Airlines not having enough competition. Photo 2: A woman who literally killed the Major Airline’s competition.

Great. Now do the stock market

The Hurricanes might’ve created the best beer drinking device we’ve ever seen

Community notes are the best

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements. Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service. JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes. The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%. For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%. Warren said no. She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024. Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year. Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug. 510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December. 14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight. And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms. Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back. 40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market. And the math ain’t mathing. Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%. That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.” So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money? Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years. Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do. Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.” A win. 14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight. And she’s taking credit. This is socialism in 2026. A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company. She saved you a billion on imaginary paper. She cost you ten times that in real life. She didn’t protect consumers from anything. 14,000+ will go from working to welfare. She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed. Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything. She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

This you?

Oh no

Cancelling magic city night cursed the hawks