Jon Payne

@CarolynLyden @wilreynolds @bellastone Thirded.

@robynjournalist @JamesHosgood

“It’s not a fucking restaurant, you can’t make a reservation of where you sit in the peloton.” Mark Cavendish 😭

So the cats out of the bag, we being the Nerd rocking duo ( me and @ZachHawthorn) are playing @GreenManFest. its a bit of a wholly fuck moment of all moments, considering this time last year I was in an ICU unit in Swansea. It blows my mind that we are such a big bill.

And here we are 💥🤩

View from the bass section at rehearsal last night - captions please! 🕺🙏🌟 thanks for the pic Adam Elms #gurtsummerfantasy

Tickets going fast 💨 for our Gurt Summer Fantasy concert with the incredible @FantasyOrch 🎉 This coming Fri and Sat 14th and 15th July in the stunning @stjamespriory Get them now via our website, FB or choir members. Cash bar too! 🍻🍷

👋 OVER HERE Easier than Mastodon. Nicer than this shit hole. @mrjonpayne" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">threads.net/@mrjonpayne

@Petekennaugh Genuinely tense first 5 minutes.

Latest pod is up. Tempted to say best one yet. open.spotify.com/episode/4kJ2bk…

@MattWWebster @Dr_Draper ChatGPT Prompt: Write a sarcastic ad to sell LinkedIn ads, comparing b2c advertising with b2b advertising. Marketing team: *high fives all round*

@Dr_Draper weird af

Eh?

The best sign in Baltimore award goes to the corner of Greenmount and 25th!

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When my father was diagnosed with cancer when I was 11, we had to worry as a family how we’d cope on my mum’s income. He died when I was 16. No one could have saved him, but the NHS saved us from having to pay for his medical bills. We’ll be forever grateful for this.

@JancisKinsman @Pingosaurus Ah, @Pingosaurus is right. Alts are mischievous. Tenors are actually evil. #NoOffence

@MrJonPayne @Pingosaurus To be fair we are bad.

@MrJonPayne Saw this this morning then read “the suspect is a man from Bristol” and immediately thought “what have the bass section been doing now?” theguardian.com/world/2023/jun…

@Pingosaurus @JancisKinsman Fkn tenors

@MrJonPayne @JancisKinsman Guys, let’s not fight. We all know who the real problem is. The tenors.

@JancisKinsman @Pingosaurus Nah! It's always the alts. Who blame the basses.

@Pingosaurus @MrJonPayne It’s always the basses 😏

@Pingosaurus The only old stuff we ruin is madrigals

Mmmmm. Spreds.

A Midweek timeline cleanser… …their greatest moment? Morecambe and Wise, are joined by the incomparable #AndrePrevin or is it #AndrewPreview No! #Privet! The trio join for a rendition of… #GriegsPianoConcerto #StillBringingSunshine 👓🌞♥️ Pass it on…make someone smile!

Breakfast, cornerstone of a good day

@Whatleydude MAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYTE Incredible stuff and thoroughly deserved!

Social Insight & Engagement 🥇🦁 Culture & Context 🥇🦁 Direct: Food & Drink 🥇🦁 Insight & Media Strategy 🥇🦁 And an additional bonus silver in partnerships 🥈🦁 It couldn't be better 😭😭 I'm in bits.

Actually sobbing. @Oreo x @xbox cheat cookies just picked up FOUR GOLD LIONS @Cannes_Lions. 🦁🦁🦁🦁