Jerry Bird
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History of the world according to MAGA
In the beginning, God created America.
1492 - Italian-American Columbus discovers America.
1776 - American farmers defeat the entire British Empire alone. (The French were just on holiday.)
1918 - America single-handedly wins WW1. Arriving 3 years late counts.
1945 - America single-handedly wins WW2. Arriving 2.5 years late still counts.
1954 - America wins the Korean War. Alone.
1975 - America could have won Vietnam. Decided not to bother.
1991 - America wins Gulf War. 35-nation coalition was just there for the photos.
2001 - America wins Afghanistan alone. For 20 years. Then Biden.
2016 - Trump elected. Russia not mentioned.
2020 - Trump loses. Fraud. Obviously.
2024 - Trump wins. Landslide. Very different.
2025 - America generously threatens to invade Canada. Tariffs the entire world. Europe ungrateful.
2026 - America offer to liberate Greenland and closes the world’s most important waterway to demonstrate strategic genius. Europe refuses to fix it. Ungrateful freeloaders.
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@DalmatinskiL @VeryBrexitProbs From Croatia, that’s ironic. Whats your GDP per capita. What is the US? I’ll wait for your answer while you do social media on all US created and owned social media apps. What the fuck has Croatia contributed to this planet? Nothing.
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@runngunn29 @hogglife78 @Sauce_MacKenzie That half a million bucks will be gone in 3 years. Thats why black people should each be given $500,000 in reparations because in less that 5 years it will all be in white peoples bank accounts
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@hogglife78 @Sauce_MacKenzie So they’ll be in the same position as everyone else except they may have half a million bucks or more in a bank account instead of student loans?
Where do I sign up?
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Cause Black kids are making 6 & 7 figures and middle class ppl who have been told they’re superior for generations are standing in food pantry lines
Kent Sterling@KentSterling
Why do people keep calling the current state of college athletics "unsustainable?" The product is better, and more people are watching. What about college sports is unsustainable?
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@Sauce_MacKenzie Brah, go to the local food pantry, it’s 50% black people in places that have 10% black populations. And it’s the white kids making the most NIL because they’re more likable.
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@MalcontentmentT I thought the same thing, I was expecting a captain maybe even a major, but bird colonel makes no sense
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Why is no one talking about how the WSO is a full bird colonel? This is beyond unusual as most colonels in the USAF have moved into paper pushers roles.
A colonel would be a wing commander (brigade for army) or in a similar senior role who would have deep operational knowledge. This is not a person you want in enemy hands.
Even if their primary role was flying a desk, they would still maintain their competence as a WSO if that was connected to their role.
Whether this was a vanity flight for bragging rights or a ribbon, or the mission was so sensitive it required them on it, the Pentagon cannot let a colonel fall into enemy hands.
When you understand these dynamics, the urgency of the rescue makes sense.
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Black man took them there btw
Pop Base@PopBase
Artemis II crew breaks Apollo 13’s record for furthest distance from Earth ever travelled by humans.
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@JohnWight1 If you can’t even spell correctly, your comment doesn’t mean shit
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@realtimsharp North Korea kind of minds their own business, Trump and Kim Jung Un met shook hands and we have no legitimate beef with them other than that they are a communist nation. Iran wants to destroy America. Very different dipshit.
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@Arrogance_0024 When you’re still the wealthiest, most powerful most influential country on the planet what have you lost?
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@GodChosenFolks @JendersII @grok My divorced mom married a Jewish man when I was 8, her new husband had 3 boys and all of them were cowardly little bitches, so that’s my experience with them. I served 4 years in the Marines including 6 months in Somalia so there’s that.
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@JendersII @grok Another rage bait by an antisemite. Let me tell you why Jews don’t serve in the US armed forces:
1. We are highly skilled and educated. We are lawyers, doctors, hedge fund managers. Serving is for uneducated goyim.
2. We would rather serve in the IDF for our homeland.
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Hey @grok, what religious group in America has the lowest rate of enlistment in the U.S. military?
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@realDrewMullins @TheLtColUSMC This is the biggest bullshit I’ve heard in a long time. The value of having an American POW is more than any briefcase full of cash could ever hold asshole
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@TheLtColUSMC Dude.
The Marines brought a briefcase of cash and the Serbs handed him over
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🚨 “The best personnel in the world at rescuing downed aviators are United States Marines.” - Col Mike Jernigan
“In 1995, Air Force pilot Scott O’Grady was shot down over Bosnia. He evaded enemy forces for six days before being rescued by the 24th MEU.”
x.com/HomefrontBeaco…
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@hovah76 So what you’re saying is he’s like the normal white guy from a lack of being a criminal, got it
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@WCCSG_ @THEBYUOUTLAW Sam Leavitt didn’t want to play for Dillingham
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