Max Schwager
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Max Schwager
@mschwagr
Theatre maker and audience member. Avid Pokémon trainer. he/him/his
Washington, DC Katılım Haziran 2008
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Anyone who says Parvati isn’t the GOAT is delusional. #SurvivorAU
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Got onto the line at @BestBuy the second the Switch 2 went live, got kicked off after waiting for an hour, and waited till 2am for it to be sold out. What an absolute disaster. And now I get only 4 hours of sleep and nothing to show for it.

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hosting a Kurta Pikachu raid!
add me, will try to invite as many as possible!
#pokemongo #kurtachu


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@SeatGeekHelp @SeatGeek @Beyonce I was flagged as a robot for no reason just as I was about to get thru the line for Beyoncé tickets. Please help!

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@Amtrak @AmtrakConnects Train was stopped for 45 minutes due to “mechanical issues” and now is going to go half speed for rest of the trip - doubling my total trip time at least. Can I get a refund?
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@JaBierman Saw on Tik tok that she said in an instagram live she slept by the fire, so it’s soot.
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Why does Sue always look filthy? I know they’re in the wilderness, but everyone looks clean enough and then there’s Sue looking like the Artful Dodger. #Survivor
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Not me hoping this was a video of them singing The Ballad of the Witches’ Road.
ꕤ@glindaupland
🚨 Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth reunited earlier this week.
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Me seeing the opening of the Shucked national tour tonight
optimusprime@earth_to_annaa
on da cob, we all corn
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@OhFredrik That’s a truly crazy season. Also is Dogfight the “artsy show that is buoyed by subscriptions”?
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Definitely started reading this tweet thinking it was going to be about Android.
jules@itisntjules
apple people are so oppressed by pumpkin people. we have cider and THATS IT. they’re monopolizing the seasonal market and we cannot stand for this
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Tell me the show is directed by Mich**l A**en without telling me.
Maybe Happy Nation@mhe_updates
📸 A clearer picture of the Maybe Happy Ending pre-show! Marcus Choi as James is seated on stage the entire time.
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