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@Seraphinaf5 71

@2rigye @Sudhirntv The jokes are already on him

@Sudhirntv Very soon jokes will be on you

Metal scrap dealers will start targeting this bus in jams.😂

@Cecilia97N Just like in one of his songs, “bakuteze akabbo nekakumalayo” - Gelenzi mwe!!

The Baganda have a saying “Okufanana si Luganda” and I can’t say more. These are not the late Kafeelo’s children

@AmberRayz @amdeejay_ghost Yiyi, nga ndaba nga ali e Kenya 😳

If you run short of fuel, withdraw 200k from my MTN..

@itmsug @URAuganda @MoWT_Uganda @nextmediaug @PoliceUg @MVR_Uganda @Toyota_UG @centurycars_ug @CarPlusUGANDA @khushimotorsug @nbstv I made an application on the URA portal for new digital number plates a year ago but up to now, no response at all

Vamubikade!!! Just like your phone, your vehicle plates deserve an upgrade.Stay compliant and drive with confidence.

@UG_confesses Just look for the person u were with within 3 days, get tested, if found positive, take PEP for as long as its within 3 days, you will be fine

I had casual sex for the first time in my life last night (I've only ever had sex in relationships). Mature woman, big tits, kind of weird, autistic maybe. I never do this. Didn't use a condom. Now I'm convinced I have aids and will die in a week.

@PoliceUg @KawalaRachael I lost my baby mirror snatched at that exact location a few days ago. Since you have these items retrieved, can we come get them back?

. @KawalaRachael "In a continued operation against acts of phone snatching and the theft of motor vehicle parts, particularly side mirrors and grills, along the Lugogo–Nakawa traffic lights on Jinja Road in Kampala District, Police at Jinja Road Police Station conducted an intelligence-led operation on 03/03/2026 targeting the affected areas. The operation led to the arrest of one key suspect identified as Sserugo Denis. He was apprehended near the former Electoral Commission premises. During interrogation, the suspect revealed that he and his accomplices, who are still at large, would often target and monitor vehicles, particularly high-end models such as Mercedes-Benz and Range Rover, before removing and stealing their side mirrors. Efforts to track down the remaining suspects are in place. Similar operations aimed at curbing theft from motor vehicles have previously been conducted in the areas of Wampewo Avenue and along Jinja Road traffic corridors. On 23rd and 24th October 2025, an intelligence-led operation in these areas resulted in the arrest of two suspects who were subsequently charged with stealing from motor vehicles. During that operation, several exhibits were recovered, including baby mirrors, side mirrors, grills for Toyota Harrier motor vehicles, lamps, and other related items. These exhibits were recovered from Wakiseka.

@Motivational__G and

Tell me the right answer x creators❕ Only 0.001% will be succeed, try it❔

@Motivational__G Indigo

iQ Test!? Are you ready to win, or just watching others shine?

@Aaliya_575 400

IQ Test 🧠

@AllanSseky Russel Hobbs

Third time I'm buying a percolator in less than a year.....every where I have gone, the percolator I buy dissapoints me. Which genuine electronics store should I go to?

@Ella__911 0

@Aaliya_575 60

What's the answer ? Only 1% people will succeed

@Esau_Matsiko And indeed the got your memo 📝

Wolves will today understand why we are on top of the table and they’re at the bottom

@mariajan786 116

Number GREAT Then This Let's try and win 500$

@ACollebAn @SheilahGashumba Exactly my point, ive so far applied twice for a visa to SA and both took a maximum of only 7 working days. So may be for another type of visa not “visit/tourist visa”

@SheilahGashumba You probably applied to the wrong embassy because it takes max 7 working days

Getting a southafrican visa in Uganda is probably harder than getting a UK or US visa and the whole idea of keeping someone’s passport for more than 10 - 15 days even makes things worse. They should consider giving multiple entry visas with a longer period so frequent travelers dont have passports full of SA visas!! Hecticcc 🤐Kenya and Tanzania are visa free to SA and here we are still applying all the time🤐

@Umama11_ 5

@Jabir826945 10

😱 If 2×2 = 5, Then 3×3 = ? | Mind Blowing Puzzle

@mcfcHQ_ Owen

Guess the football player Level: Very Hard

@ireneNalumu1 @nwscug Water around Kireka Kabaka road ffe twagavaako, only see it once in a week and at night only. Thats National water for you. @nwscug

Dear @nwscug , we are fine with paying your crazy bills, but sending your staff to disconnect our taps over just 20,000/= is unfair. What's the minimum amount before someone can be disconnected?. Mukooya bannange🙌