Ben Toeng

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@ZuritaCarpio Viva #Vozinha

Vozinha, el héroe de Cabo Verde 🇨🇻

🚨HOLY SHIT !!!!! Israeli politician Yitzik Kroizer says killing Palestinian children is normal if it supports the IDF mission. He adds there are no innocent children in the West Bank. Repost this. Please I beg you

I can't understand how Trump is still in office when Bill Clinton was impeached over a blowjob.

So let me get this straight: Iran blocking the Strait of Hormuz is ,unfair’ but blocking oil shipments to Cuba in order to collapse their whole country is what? Fair?

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I am a diplomatic aide in the Sultanate of Oman's Ministry of Foreign Affairs. My job is logistics. When two countries that cannot speak to each other need to speak to each other, I book the rooms. I prepare the briefing materials. I make sure the water glasses are the right distance apart. You would be surprised how much of diplomacy is water glasses. Too close and it feels informal. Too far and it feels like a tribunal. I have a chart. We had a very good month. Since January, Oman has been mediating indirect talks between the United States and Iran on Iran's nuclear program. The talks were held in Muscat and in Geneva. The Americans would sit in one room. The Iranians would sit in another room. I would walk between them. My Fitbit says I averaged fourteen thousand steps on negotiation days. The hallway between the two rooms at the Royal Opera House conference center is forty-seven meters. I walked it two hundred and twelve times in February. This is good for my cardiovascular health. It was less good for my knees. Both are in the service of peace. By mid-February, we had something. Iran agreed to zero stockpiling of enriched uranium. Not reduced stockpiling. Zero. They agreed to down-blend existing stockpiles to the lowest possible level. They agreed to convert them into irreversible fuel. They agreed to full IAEA verification with potential US inspector access. They agreed, in the Foreign Minister's phrase, to "never, ever" possess nuclear material for a bomb. I have worked in diplomacy for seven years. I have never seen a country agree to this many things this quickly. I made a spreadsheet of the concessions. It had fourteen rows. I color-coded it. Green for confirmed. Yellow for pending. By February 21 the spreadsheet was entirely green. I printed it. It is on my desk in Muscat. It is still green. That phrase took eleven days. "Never, ever." The Iranians initially offered "not seek to." The Americans wanted "will not under any circumstances." We landed on "never, ever" at 2:14 AM on a Tuesday in Muscat. I typed the final version myself. I used Times New Roman because Geneva prefers it. The document was fourteen pages. I was proud of every comma. Here is what they said, in the order they said it. February 24: "We have a once-in-a-generation opportunity." — The Foreign Minister, private briefing to Gulf Cooperation Council ambassadors. I prepared the slide deck. Slide 14 was the implementation timeline. Slide 15 was the signing ceremony logistics. I had reserved the Palais des Nations in Geneva, Room XX. It seats four hundred. We discussed pen brands for the signing. The Iranians preferred Montblanc. The Americans had no preference. I ordered twelve Montblanc Meisterstucks at six hundred and thirty dollars each. They arrive on Tuesday. February 27, 8:30 AM EST: "The deal is within our reach." — The Foreign Minister, CBS Face the Nation. He sat across from Margaret Brennan. He said broad political terms could be agreed "tomorrow" with ninety days for technical implementation in Vienna. He said, and I wrote this line for the briefing card he carried in his breast pocket: "If we just allow diplomacy the space it needs." He praised the American envoys by name. Steve Witkoff. Jared Kushner. He said both had been constructive. I watched from the Four Seasons Georgetown. The minibar had cashews. I ate the cashews. They were nineteen dollars. The most expensive cashew I have ever eaten. But it was a good morning and we were within our reach. February 27, 2:00 PM EST: Meeting with Vice President Vance, Washington. The Foreign Minister presented our progress. Zero stockpiling. Full verification. Irreversible conversion. "Never, ever." The Vice President used the word "encouraging." His aide took notes on an iPad. The aide did not make eye contact for the last nine minutes of the meeting. I noticed this. Noticing things is the only part of my job that is not water glasses. February 27, 4:00 PM EST: "Not happy with the pace." — President Trump, to reporters. Not happy with the pace. We had achieved zero stockpiling. Full IAEA verification. Irreversible fuel conversion. Inspector access. And the phrase "never, ever," which took eleven days and cost me two hundred and twelve trips down a forty-seven-meter hallway. Every American president since Carter has failed to get Iran to agree to this. Forty-five years. Not happy with the pace. February 27, 9:47 PM EST: The Foreign Minister's flight departs Dulles for Muscat. I am in the seat behind him. He is reviewing Slide 14 on his laptop. The implementation timeline. Vienna technical sessions. The signing ceremony. The pens. I fall asleep over the Atlantic. I dream about water glasses. February 28, 6:00 AM GST: I wake up to push notifications. February 28: "The United States has begun major combat operations in Iran." — President Trump. Operation Epic Fury. Coordinated airstrikes. The United States and Israel. Tehran. Isfahan. Qom. Karaj. Kermanshah. Nuclear facilities. IRGC bases. Sites near the Supreme Leader's office. Israel called their half Operation Roaring Lion. Someone in both governments spent time choosing these names. Epic Fury. Roaring Lion. I spent eleven days on "never, ever." They spent it on branding. The President said Iran had "rejected American calls to halt its nuclear weapons production." Rejected. Iran had agreed to zero stockpiling. Iran had agreed to full verification. Iran had agreed to "never, ever." Iran had agreed to everything in a fourteen-page document that I typed in Times New Roman. The President said they rejected it. I do not know which document the President was reading. I know which one I typed. February 28, 18:45 UTC: Iran internet connectivity: four percent. — NetBlocks, confirmed by Cloudflare. Ninety-six percent of a country went dark. You cannot negotiate with a country at four percent connectivity. You cannot negotiate with a country that is being struck. You cannot negotiate. This is not a political opinion. This is a logistics assessment. February 28: The governor of Minab reported forty girls killed at an elementary school. I do not have logistics for that. There is no slide for that. The water glass chart does not cover that. February 28: Lockheed Martin: up. Northrop Grumman: up. RTX: up. Dow futures: down six hundred and twenty-two points. Gold: five thousand two hundred and ninety-six dollars. An analyst at AInvest published a note titled "Iran Strikes: Tactical Plays." The note recommended positions in oil, defense stocks, and gold. The most expensive cashew I have ever eaten was nineteen dollars. The most expensive pen I have ever ordered was six hundred and thirty dollars. The math suggests I have been working in the wrong industry. Defense stocks do not require water glasses. Defense stocks do not require eleven days. Defense stocks require one morning. February 28: Israel closed its airspace and its schools. Iran launched retaliatory missiles toward US bases in the Gulf. The Supreme Leader promised a "crushing response." Israel's defense minister declared a permanent state of emergency. Everyone is using words I recognize in an order I do not. I recognize "permanent." I recognize "emergency." I do not recognize them next to each other. In diplomacy, nothing is permanent and everything is an emergency. In war it is the reverse. February 28: The Foreign Minister has not made a public statement. The briefing card is still in his breast pocket. It still says "within our reach."

@ameydeen_ Patut reply segan nak duduk takper berdiri je dalam rumah tu. 😅😅

INEOS kept on a manager they had no faith in, openly canvassing Europe for his successor but then armed him with £200m to spend on players he wanted, and changed the backroom staff before sacking him anyway. They axed a sporting director, whose way of working was well established, because he did not fit in with how they wanted him to work. He warned them about selecting a head coach attached to a fixed style of play, which didn’t suit the squad and how expensive it would be to build a quality 3-4-3. They didn’t listen, insisted they believed wholeheartedly in Ruben Amorim’s approach, but then wouldn’t fully back it in the transfer market and asked him to change the tactical principles that attracted them to him. Some “best in class” decision-making…

@traxxfmofficial I seldom tuned to your station, but this morning team might have changed me. Nice choices of songs and MCs.

@binjitt @aishastraphobia 1. "－" 2. "Let me know if you want a shorter or IG story-style version too."

@aishastraphobia macam mana tau tu dari chatgpt?

Let me know if you want a shorter or Ig story-style version too 😭😭😭😭😭😭. Miss gurl, it's in malay, why do you need chatgpt 😩

@Nazril_Iznil @mkini_bm Wan 1 Wan 2

@mkini_bm Wan Saiful dan Wan Fayhsal boleh dah tubuh parti baru, Parti 'Hai Wan' 😁😁

Ahli Parlimen Tasek Gelugor, Wan Saiful Wan Jan, dipecat daripada Bersatu manakala Wan Ahmad Fayhsal Wan Ahmad Kamal (Machang) digantung keahliannya selama satu penggal. Wan Saiful dan Wan Ahmad Fayhsal itu adalah dua daripada enam ahli Bersatu yang dikenakan tindakan oleh badan disiplin parti kerana melanggar peraturan yang ditetapkan parti terbabit. Empat yang turut dikenakan tindakan dipecat ialah Mohd Azrudin Md Idris dari bahagian Hang Tuah Jaya, Mohd Faizal Asmar (Pengerang), Mohd Fadhli Ismail (Ipoh Timur) dan Mohd Isa Mohd Saidi (Ampang). Berita penuh: mk.my/p3uo9to

Yo @gigicoffeemy, shout out to you. This burger is masyaAllah good. Surely your gigilicious is 100% on point. Bought this at your joint besides KL Convention Center yesterday. Please open more joints throughout Malaysia please.

@FreeMsian The business has been running for years, don't think it is correct to push the blame to PMX.

Why the hell Madanon allows 2nd hand tyre imports?

@AhmadGraf @SyedAkramin TMG tu pasaraya Tunas Manja Group bang. Ni plan TNB kot?

Berikan sepatah dua kata 😂

@Amin5hahril @UdaShafiq Cuba guna APEL bang, sesuai untuk yang ada experience kerja

@UdaShafiq Kalau umur 30+ nak masuk UM memang kena lalu UPU juga ke? Macam nak sambung belajar

Edward nak Akaun. Dia dapat four flat tapi dia amik: Pengajian Am Teknologi Maklumat Komunikasi Ekonomi Perakaunan Orang lain four flat juga tapi amik Perakaunan sekali dengan kertas MATEMATIK, Perniagaan. Maka Edward kena disingkirkan daripada senarai calon yang paling layak.

@gregjstoker Does he wants to start a Kurilla brigades?

US CENTCOM commander just landed in Tel Aviv. Can’t believe we’re starting WWIII over a stupid, violent, narcissistic little colony. Can we fix North Carolina first?

@Avernmy91 @brgsjks Park

Teruk sial Diddy ni. Habis semua kena expose. Menyangap terox sampai tengah live recording TV pun dia nak tunjuk.

@AnakPakChot Benda ni dia umum dulu, dah nak dekat nanti baru jadi khusus.

@bernamadotcom @anwaribrahim Nk tya juga..kerajaan ni ada duit ka dak? Sana sini umum peruntukan bila melawat.Senang2 umum 5 juta sini 5 juta sini lepas tu umum subsidi bersasar sbb kerajaan tanggungjawab subsidi banyak. Klu byk duit kekal aja subsidi tapi bg pada rakyat Malaysia tak kira T ka M ka B ka..

[TERKINI] PM Anwar luluskan peruntukan RM25 juta bagi pulihara lokasi diwartakan Tapak Warisan Dunia UNESCO di Melaka - PM @anwaribrahim #BernamaNews