Paul D Mueller

@thecroakerqueen @karaEL99

today is her day

@veryrarevibes @lfitzmaurice Would have gone over better if it was the real one

@lfitzmaurice Steve-O shoving a copy of the Declaration of Independence up his ass and lighting it on fire, was certainly a choice.

Very much enjoyed Jackass Best and Last, but the extremely shoehorned-in America 250 segment does not seem like a good omen for Paramount productions to come

@_InfoGram_ I’m betting there’s a dog that’s been elected mayor in a town that’s more popular than Trump

HUGE 🔥: Zohran Mamdani has become the most popular leader in the United States, beating Donald Trump.

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell's office releases photo from a very productive meeting he had earlier today with the president.

@CalltoActivism Y’all excited to see this laughed out of court by the judge

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: U.S Attorney Jeanine Pirro announces U.S. Olympic canoeist David Hearn has been charged by a federal grand jury for pulling on sealant in the Reflecting Pool and faces 10 years in prison. This is complete bullshit. Trump destroyed the pool. Send HIM to prison.

@urdadssidepiece Well it went better if you started your work week on September 10, 2001 at the World Trade Center

Hey guys! Today’s my first day as Head of Security at the Empire State Building. Wish me luck!

Senator Mitch McConnell has reportedly passed away at his home in Washington DC. This is the third time McConnell has died in the past week. Doctors say one more time ought to do it.

@Tironianae Live look at Mitch McConnell’s vote

🚨 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell votes YES to advance the SAVE America Act. In a deep red state, that’s the only acceptable move. Now comes the real test. Final passage. No backing out. Get to 50 and let JD Vance finish it. 🔥

@CinemaTweets1 Two is peak 👍

Jackass Number Two is the craziest, most dangerous film/show the Jackass crew has ever done. Released 20 years ago this September, I honestly don’t know how half of these guys are still walking after shooting this movie. Every Jackass film has been intense, but none more than this. Johnny Knoxville is really my generation’s Buster Keaton.

@Culture3ase FYI it goes great with the Dune Popcorn bucket 😜

Even thought ‘SUPERGIRL’ is underperforming in the box office, Supergirl fans can’t get enough of AMC’s exclusive collectible 3D cup.

@AVARY They Live is an all-timer since I saw it when I was 10 but don’t sleep on Prince of Darkness - it shot way up for me the older I got and gives of a sense of dread that the younger me didn’t quite get at the time. In the last month I picked up the steelbook

Carpenter shot these two films back to back, having written them both after taking quantum physics courses at UCLA. Between these two Carpenter classics, which is your quantum favorite?

War postponed until Friday's market close.

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE has crossed the $110M mark worldwide after FOUR weekends. Having cost $200M + $100M in marketing, it’ll cause Amazon MGM a loss of over $150M, the biggest bomb of the year.

@Ideallady5 @karaEL99

I pranked my cat with a fake cat, you won't believe what happened next. 😂

@w0rldmap This the second biggest scandal of all time with Obama wearing the tanned suit coming in at 1 spot

They finally got him. No coming back from this

@zoerosebryant out on Tuesday

@Milito177 @karaEL99

When the panic hits 😂😂

Almost hit by a car… then the universe dropped free food 😂