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Murray Scoter

@murray_scoter

I was a teenage haruspex. I need one more scoter for the set.

Edinburgh, Scotland Katılım Mart 2018
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Dale Flower
Dale Flower@BoycottsBat·
@celtic_thoughts When did that happen? The vast majority of English people will support Scotland against Germany. Manufacturing grievances again.
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Celtic Thoughts
Celtic Thoughts@celtic_thoughts·
I'm not having this "You can't support Argentina against England cause the Falklands". Where was this rhetoric when I saw England fans willing for Germany to batter Scotland in the EUROs, and loving when they did? You know how many English soldiers Nazi Germany killed, right? 🤔
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Murray Scoter
Murray Scoter@murray_scoter·
@macnahgalla And I heard all the trains in Italy ran on time under Mussolini too.
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Dubhghall
Dubhghall@macnahgalla·
Yes Scotland and the SNP were one and the same…..
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Murray Scoter
Murray Scoter@murray_scoter·
Apparently the Greens wouldn’t tolerate her. The green tail wagging the yellow dog.
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Murray Scoter
Murray Scoter@murray_scoter·
Clearly other faiths are fine about gay marriage. And women’s rights!
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Murray Scoter
Murray Scoter@murray_scoter·
At a dinner party last night I was asked what evidence I had for asserting that Kate Forbes had to step down because of her faith. I was also told that wasn’t a problem with the Muslim faith! Obviously not! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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Agent P
Agent P@AgentP22·
The SNP spent years insisting donors couldn't have their money back. Suddenly the refunds are back on the table. This latest U-turn is another masterclass in political embarrassment.
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Murray Scoter
Murray Scoter@murray_scoter·
Quite funny to see the ‘VISITSCOTLAND.COM sign fading into the haar at the Scottish Open. Such a change after two glorious days.
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Activist: "Farmers are millionaires sitting on land worth a fortune. They can afford the inheritance tax." Farmer: "How much did I earn last year?" Activist: "I don't know. A lot, surely." Farmer: "Twenty-two thousand. Before the tractor broke." Activist: "But the land's worth millions." Farmer: "On paper. I can't eat the field or spend it. The only way to turn it into money is to sell it, and then I'm not a farmer, I'm a bloke who used to have a farm." Activist: "So sell a corner of it." Farmer: "A corner doesn't work as a farm. You can't run a suckler herd on the bit that's left after the taxman's had his slice. You sell one field, then the next bill comes, then another field. It ends one way." Activist: "The land only costs that much because you won't sell it." Farmer: "It costs that much because a hedge fund three counties over wants it for carbon credits and a footballer wants it for the view. Neither of them has ever calved a cow at three in the morning. They set the price. I get the bill." Activist: "It's still an asset." Farmer: "It's a workplace that happens to be expensive. You've decided the value of the shop is the same as the wage of the shopkeeper. Come back in February and watch me not be a millionaire in the rain."
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May Miles Thomas
May Miles Thomas@MayMilesThomas·
At what point is this level of misogyny a hate crime?
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