Murray Valeriano

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Murray Valeriano

Murray Valeriano

@murrayv

writer. comedian. surfer.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Alaska Airlines
Alaska Airlines@AlaskaAir·
@murrayv So sorry to hear of the wait! Have you tried texting us at 82008? -Jordan
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phil_hellmuth
phil_hellmuth@phil_hellmuth·
The “Ten clocks rule”: new rule that I am proposing Every top player that I talked to loves it. If you have ten “Clocks” called on you in one tourney, then you get a “Penalty” (one round off). Same one round off penalty for each additional clock called on you.
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Ask Frontier
Ask Frontier@AskFrontier·
@murrayv Hello Murray. I will be happy to look into your service issue for you. Please send me a direct message at twitter.com/FrontierCorp. So I can get your information in private. -Rob
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Murray Valeriano
Murray Valeriano@murrayv·
@FrontierCorp the absolute worst! They asked me to upgrade. I said yes. Internet went immediately down and now I have to wait 5 days for a tech!!! They refuse to send anybody out today!
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Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth@PeteHegseth·
So, let’s me get this straight. The Atlantic released the so-called “war plans” and those “plans” include: No names. No targets. No locations. No units. No routes. No sources. No methods. And no classified information. Those are some really shitty war plans. This only proves one thing: Jeff Goldberg has never seen a war plan or an “attack plan” (as he now calls it). Not even close. As I type this, my team and I are traveling the INDOPACOM region, meeting w/ Commanders (the guys who make REAL “war plans”) and talking to troops. We will continue to do our job, while the media does what it does best: peddle hoaxes.
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Lauren Boebert
Lauren Boebert@laurenboebert·
Urgent Poll: Are You Still a Republican? Your answer is CRUCIAL for my next term. Don’t leave me guessing—take the poll now before it’s too late!
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OfficerPapadopoulos
OfficerPapadopoulos@PCPappy·
It's simple. You don't have a permit you can't stop or park there. It's a disability parking only. ♿ Disappointing having to still charge people for this. You figure it's common sense. Plenty of parking spots people please be considerate. ♿ permit only #pappystips
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Murray Valeriano
Murray Valeriano@murrayv·
Even with all the crap and division and the hate going on in this world right now, I still had hope for humanity. Then today I saw this MF’er put mayonnaise on his hot dog and realized we have no chance.
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Murray Valeriano
Murray Valeriano@murrayv·
Guys! I had a blast talking Lou Reed 80's albums with my good friend Pat Francis of the @RockSolidShow! Put some fun in your ears.
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Murray Valeriano@murrayv·
Hey Christians, keep telling yourself that it's "satan's temptation" that's driving people from the church and not your hypocritical bullshit.
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Murray Valeriano@murrayv·
Last time I was in Connecticut I downloaded Grinder and ended up fucking a sandwich.
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