Michelle Earl

Welcome to modern Britian on a Monday morning. Red dots is where sewage dumping has been taking places over the weekend, grey dots is where the water company has stopped supplying the data. Why have you done that @SouthWestWater?

@AdvParcSnowdon is anyone answering phones? I’ve booked SUP with you for later today but you’ve emailed to say our surf lessons are cancelled - we didn’t book surf lessons. Tried calling over 10 times but no-one picks up. We need to know what’s happening please!

Leader of @StroudDC has resigned as a member of the Labour Party. @doinacornell says it's in protest for not being on the shortlist of candidates to stand at the next general election in Stroud.

My daughter just asked me how to spell squirrel. I found out that she was writing a book. Now she’s grounded for 12 years.

Kevin begin to seriously consider the possibility that his Mum wasn't coming back.

@PADI Me! With @mynameisearl56 💕

Who else wants to be diving here right now? ✋😅 📷 IG user '_bugdreamer_'

Crash dive of a Kingfisher Photographer took the perfect picture of diving kingfisher after six years and 720,000 shots to get it right. Photo: Mario Cea Sanchez

@ZakOSullivan @FIAFormula3 @CarlinRacing @williamsf1 Well done Zak.

My money is on the IKEA bag… #eunice

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So there you have it. If you insist on going swimming don’t swim with your mouth open according to @wessexwater In 2020 WW spent 237,035 hours dumping sewage into local Rivers. ‘Exceptional situations’? I don’t think so. @BCPCouncil bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Now there is a very good question. Why is that?

104 days after been fined £90m for dumping sewage into the environment and less than 12 hours after Gov voted to protect water companies and not our rivers, @SouthernWater were dumping sewage at 60, yes 60, different locations along the south coast of England. #COP26 hypocrisy

I’ve been privileged to do some amazing things in 2021 but I will forever be humbled by the response to this piece about Gary Speed. I’m glad I was persuaded to do it and I’m so touched it has helped so many people. Please keep talking in 2022

Just for our own sanity this is a recent picture on an unconsented @DwrCymru raw sewage outflow on the Usk. First mentioned by @joe_crowley on @BBCPanorama and is still happening. Is breaking the law now allowed?@NatResWales any idea?

Dear Daily Mail, if virus A has half the hospitalisation rate of virus B, but the number of people with virus A doubles every two days, then hospitalisations from virus A catch up with virus B in two days. Love from maths.

Widespread chaos across UK as people arrive at work meetings armed with cheese, wine, 15 other people and a baby.

Thé friends and family if George Galbraith (15) wanted to find somewhere safe to watch Spider-Man while he is immune compromised by Chemo. They called the @PlazaCinema and asked how much. The @PlazaCinema said … it’s our pleasure

@StroudCorona @JamesHo54112340 @JamesDBeecher Thank you for your reply - will call later today.

@musergods @JamesHo54112340 @JamesDBeecher def general advice is not to call GP re vax but there are slots free & if you call (later in the day?) I'm sure they'll be glad to book him in (think at Rowcroft their v effective texting 1st thing Monday re not calling to book boosters means phones haven't been too bad for them)

Boosted! Big thanks to the fantastic Rowcroft Medical Centre team in #Stroud who've brought my appointment forward a month, one of 1,000 updated/new bookings this week. They have slots free on Saturday - you'll have had a text invite. Further thoughts in thread ⬇️