Myles Tempest

@its_murife @MissLingard14 @HardenTipstar 😂😂😂

I am the only girl On this App with a Flat Tummy .

@Stunner_II @Daniel254peter 😂😂😂😂😂wueeeeh

@Daniel254peter Itabidi tu azoee coz obviously my taste is higher than for my dad

Fear women, I've just discovered that my mom hates my gf because she's more beautiful than her.Nkt🚮

@peacemartin_p @Entr_dawood Tweeps huwa mdomo tu kupata engagement,nobody knows she actually has two other permanent houses na huyu bado ako rentals,na kwa hiyo rentals hajafanya homework aone that has has insane cash amount of materials

@Entr_dawood If you are told the cost of that house you will hide with shame.

@Shifframarvins1 As if you don't get husband benefits,

Living with someone you’re not married to might seem convenient at first…. But let’s be honest… it’s draining in the long run, giving “wife benefits” without no commitment 🙂‍↔️

@davidmbwana @Josh001J @grok what is this story about burale trending on x

@Josh001J What did Burale do exactly...I just don't want to watch the entire thing...

@Strictlyirene Probably because we are not all technologically illiterate like you

People who have Androids.. Seriously why won't y'all switch to iPhones ..

@Herr_Sensenmann @Thebiglade That's because they don't know how to flirt

@Thebiglade I can't speak for all men, but myself, I am so unaware that if a woman was to flirt with me it'd go way over my head and I would just assume she is being nice to me.

Do Men truly recognize or realize when a woman has a crush on them??

@Chels_Fabrizio @__leenaaa They will use you as the boyfriend and husband and father make you think you are their friend

@__leenaaa That is a very useless type of friendship, I will just be cheating bills for nothing.

@20300Sam @Meltus25 Mi huona ni jaba madem walimake up ti kucover their bad sexual behaviours

Bro to Bro: Never forgive a cheating girlfriend unless she was ovulating or it was an emergency. A woman who is ovulating can never tell the difference between her husband and other men, at that time, all men are the same.

@Weeleey6 @cleopha_muriuki Mkubwa huyu dem beste yangu alikuwa na birthday na mfuko haiko na boy pia mfuko haiko,sa hakujipost hakupostiwa nothing,huskii alilia jana yote,alinipigia simu usiku aty leo ilikuwa birthday yake na hakuna kitu ilifanyika,i was like what the heloy

@cleopha_muriuki Fb👊🏾

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

@megalodion11 @mwendefrey 😂😂😂😂😮‍💨anafikiria things are that simple

@mwendefrey Akiwacha hizo drugs kuna kazi utampea?

@tindi_i @Goddie_Ke Its always these mirror selfie chiles with discounted low budget opinions

@Goddie_Ke The number of women is up only because more women are confident and willing to take HIV Tests compared yo men.

Kenya has recorded 20,105 new HIV cases in 2025. Women 13,236 Men 6,869

@Luka_Mtakatifu @KipngetichManu3 Nilienda ushago nikapata information hao wa huko ndani,ata si vijana na big married men and wazees hitting like nonsense,30 40 50yr olds,na wanalima kulima vizuri

@KipngetichManu3 Lakini utapata kuna kijana ya boda boda inachezea mali ys sirkal

Hiyo kifua unaona ni ya serikali and if you touch,the government is willing to feed you for 35 years with undercooked beans

@Pinkiescent_ ,,

@aumaroux @iam_kendiii As a man sioni shida na hii as long as she enjoys in the right way

@iam_kendiii "I can't get married yet, I still need to enjoy my life." I was like, wtf... it's been great knowing you, goodbye 👋

@DaviKimutai @bikk0h Aaaaai mbona umeeka lunch hapo,lunch mtu hafai kukula

@bikk0h BREAKFAST milk.................60 bread.............65 LUNCH Rice................................... 100 beans or potatoes......... 50 tomatoes and onions ... 30 SUPPER 4eggs..................................60 tomatoes and onions...40 TOTAL = 405 KES THIS IS SLAVERY

Kumbe kuishi na dem lazima mkule breakfast daily, I have won but at what cost

@Jaymoh314 @bikk0h Eeeeiy,ishindwe

@bikk0h Life becomes hard when you start living together you spend almost 500ksh daily

@limited_cookie @Mine3_nn @Gidi014 They already are ,big wigs infact,men huwa shenzi sometimes,kama men hawangekuwa dm zako hungeona akipost anything here

@Mine3_nn @Gidi014 Seeking validation,alot of men are viewing that post they'll probably inbox her

Hio yote ni kidole ya Hanifa? Waah!

@SamProgramiz @miss_amazing__ Ask yourself why female friendships never work out because of such useless reasons

@miss_amazing__ Not worth ending a friendship tbh

@miss_amazing__ Female friendships will always be a scam