Nick Cook

@HollyGrayle What's Ramadam???

JFC, the state of them. Surprisingly, not gingers.

@worthitorwoke Good heavens.

The Brits look to have taken our already unwatchably terrible SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE and made a version that's one of Dante's levels of Hell. SNL UK debuts this Saturday

@BobbyDukeArts Could ya just take a break from being so flippin' talented for like two minutes?

I made a paper crab

@theweeflea "We travel the world first class so that you don't have to" - very selfless of them, really.

I’m told by the ABC that the Ling and Queen of Denmark are here in Australia, to educate us about renewables - amongst other reasons. Why? Are they experts? Or is this how royalty justifies itself now - by greenwashing?

@theNARprophet Gru's accent just keeps getting weirder.

HIP pastor Alan Scott has the next talk BURNING HIS BONES. Oh shit!

@fesshole Lol

I'm a vicar in a small rural village. I could never say this to my flock because of the outcry, but Reform are blatantly opposed to genuine Christian values and it's clear that anyone considering voting for them has not been listening to a single word I say each week

@mblcta1 @HansFiene "It's impossible to be from the line of David without a biological father." Says who? And I guess adoption isn't a big thing in the Bible right? Are you saying Jesus can't be the son of Joseph because he's literally the son of God? Your logic is like spaghetti...

@HansFiene Right. It's impossible to be from the line of David without a biological father. In addition, neither genealogy in the NT is of the required Messianic line. One goes through the wrong son of David (Nathan), and the other goes through Jeconiah who was cursed. Details matter.

Yes, Jesus is [what everyone understands when we say "Jesus is a Jew"] No, Jesus was not [a thing no one thinks we're saying when we say "Jesus is a Jew."]

@richardpmoore23 Finally, some cancel culture I CAN get behind!

PREMIERING SUNDAY MARCH 15th at 10 PM GERMAN TIME, 4 PM EASTERN TIME, and 1 PM PACIFIC TIME youtu.be/9NGvrozggMk?si… In this episode of Firm Foundation, Richard covers the news that a #BillJohnson international speaking gig got canceled in #SriLanka because of the current #Cover-Up controversy at #Bethel. He covers all of his other upcoming speaking gigs, and there are some surprises. He also covers #KrisVallotton speaking gigs that are happening in Richard’s neck of the woods in Germany. Will Germany tolerate the cover-up culture from Bill Johnson, Kris Vallotton, and Bethel ? Will other organizations and Churches also tolerate the cover-up culture from Bill Johnson and Bethel? Tune in to find out.

@MikeWingerii Shame...

Sean Feucht being sued for stuff. This tracks well with the evidence and testimony I have. “The owner of a California generator company is suing worship leader John Christopher “Sean” Feucht for fraud, alleging the musician took a $250,000 donation and used it to buy personal property.”

@MemoristCed @MikeWingerii And, in the US, somehow became GUY-ser. Look up the origin of the word...

@MikeWingerii Geysers somehow become geezers, too.

I like when Brits pronounce geography as “jography”

@MikeWingerii We do actually include the E sound - it's just very, very quick. Very.

@Not_the_Bee Press Y to believe

Canadian man says female immigrant cops harassed him as black man smoked crack behind them notthebee.com/tf933

@Grateful1976 @allenanalysis I'd imagine they just put the "Closed" sign up. Checkmate, world!

@allenanalysis This is false. How the fuck can they close it with no navy? You people are morons

🚨 Iran just closed the Strait of Hormuz to everyone except China. Let that sink in. The waterway that carries 20% of the world’s oil supply — gone. Controlled by Iran. Reserved for China. Remember what we said about the petrodollar? This is it. This is the moment. Gulf states already pausing LNG supplies. AI investment drying up. And now China just secured exclusive access to the most strategically vital shipping lane on earth — while America’s bases lie in ruins and six soldiers are dead. Trump started an unauthorized war built on lies to distract from Epstein. China just won it without firing a single shot.

@DontWalkRUN It's because they're misanthropes.

THEY DID THE MEME.

@kikisknees @punishablepress I know raaaaaayiiiiight?

It really is just daycare.

@Protestia Neither log nor splinter in this guy's eye! On the other hand...

Pastor Scott Thomas accidentally sends as wooden dowel/ skewer through his hand for a sermon illustration, writing: "Cindy and I spoke on “Building A Marriage” and used a wedding cake for our illustration. To close the teaching, we stressed that if we build our marriages outside of God’s order… the whole cake (marriage) crashed! All went well… until I slammed the cake upside down and SURPRISINGLY DISCOVERED that the cake company had implanted a dowel inside to hold the cake layers together. 😳 When I slammed the cake upside-down the dowel pierced through the bottom of the cake and traveled completely through my hand! When I looked down… the dowel was sticking 5 inches out the back of my hand! I immediately pulled the stick out of my hand and tried to wrap my head around what just happened! 🤢 Cindy immediately slid me a towel… I wrapped my hand, finished the message and prayed to close out the session in the next 5 minutes. 😬"

@Protestia Wooden've happened if he would just stick to the Bible.

@MikeWingerii That's not all it looks like...

Todd White’s apology shirt is looking like it cost $400

@Brink_Thinker These stupid AI videos always have the same dumb voices over them...

@GBNEWS Zilch.

TV licence SLAMMED as BBC fee to 'be more expensive than Netflix or Disney+' - how much will you pay? gbnews.com/money/tv-licen…