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@FanMontanaro @HoodieOhtani "Hacked" to send one very specific reply lol

@HoodieOhtani Don Garber, the commissioner of the MLS commented this under a post by the Gouverneur of BC about them doing everything in their power to save the Caps Now it came out that he got hacked and didn’t post it.

The comment just got deleted..? So did he get hacked or was it real?????? #SaveTheCaps #VWFC

@Gunner44James @thesoccerdon @RJHenderson7 @DhaliwalSports @DonnieandDhali @DonTaylor5 @aftncanada @ZacharyAM Yes it is real, but he's claiming he was hacked. (The truth: he thought he was logged into his burner account)

There is no way this is real? Is it? @thesoccerdon comment???@RJHenderson7 @DhaliwalSports @DonnieandDhali @DonTaylor5 @aftncanada @ZacharyAM

@courtemancheMLS @Adamkblat no one actually believes that. Who didn't log into their burner account: you or Don?

@Adamkblat Commissioner Garber’s account was hacked. He did not post that message. Not quite incredible … but accurate. 👍

The statement from MLS tomorrow addressing the commissioners tweet is going be incredible.

@thesoccerdon lol yeah right. The hacker didn't promote crypto or something and decided to login send one reply to a Whitecaps tweet. Surrrre. No one believes you. We all know you forgot to switch to your burner. More evidence that MLS is a clown show.

My account was compromised earlier this evening. The issue has been resolved. I appreciate Premier Eby for taking the time to meet with me today.

@courtemancheMLS @thesoccerdon @Dave_Eby The hacker didn't promote crypto and instead decided to respond to a tweet about the Whitecaps? No one believes this "hacked" story, Dan.

@thesoccerdon @Dave_Eby Commissioner Garber was hacked and did not post this.

To every Whitecaps fan in B.C. — I hear you, and I see your passion. We are fighting to keep the Whitecaps in Vancouver. The province is at the table, working to find a solution to keep our beloved club in Vancouver.

@nytimes Remember when Trump blew kisses at Comey because he claimed there were more Hillary emails he hadn't looked at it and handed Trump the election? Everyone who helps Trump will eventually get backstabbed by him, always

Breaking News: The Justice Department secured a new indictment of James Comey, the former FBI director, over a social media post, after a past indictment effort spurred by President Trump last year ended in failure. nyti.ms/425iAwb

@LudwigAhgren @launders Can you allow us to watch more player POVs next time? I didn't know who any of the announcers were and didn't like them talking over all the competitors during games

@launders For sure the last. Aiden is dead to me

Hopefully this isn’t the last, I love sharing the game with new audiences and getting to meet everyone. Summit forever

@WhiteHouse Thank god this pathetic loser will be out of office when it's time for me to renew

Patriot passport unlocked. 🦅 Limited edition. Stamped for America 250. 🇺🇸

@ijustine Punch is so cute!

Back visiting Punch the monkey day 2! 🥰🥹

@I_amMukhtar You would think his lawyer would've advised him that the first criteria of the defamation lawsuit is that it has to be a lie and the accused knows is a lie. lol

Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.

@jakepaul Remember when you said we needed to vote for him to end wars, and this guy starting bombing Iran because Israel wants to wipe out the Middle East? 🤡

My Interview with President Donald Trump We cover the Iran war, immigration policies, the assassination attempt, life advice, some funny topics, and more.

@WhiteHouse This is psychotic.

UNDEFEATED.

@appletechnikbl Oh no, how will she ever go on knowing that Meister des Apfels doesn't like her?!

Your reaction/behaviour does not make you very likeable. Apart from that, the problem is swapped memory in combination with the rather slow SSD – as this wears out all the faster. If you were familiar with this, you would also notice that the 8GB RAM is unlikely to be sufficient even for the target audience, due to the fact that macOS is very heavily designed for swapped memory.

This guy said the MacBook Neo couldn't run Chrome + Spotify + Canva without crying. YA OK, HOLD MY iPHONE SIRRRRRR

Remember when #MAGA claimed Trump was going to end wars? Why does he keep starting them and joining them?!

@gameinformer More non-system-sellers. Snooze.

Nintendo will air an Indie World Showcase tomorrow morning featuring "roughly 15 minutes of news and updates" on indie games coming to Switch 2 and Switch. gameinformer.com/2026/03/02/nin…

@jodeball4REALZ This got 12m views, copyright claim it: youtube.com/shorts/YTvezPC…

We came up with this ridiculous plan to get this rat out of our house and IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!! BYE BITCH

@gcindisguise Squeex did all the work.

jynxzi and joe bart just got 2v1ed by ludwig in rocket league 😭

@MattBellomo777 @lilmill2000 @Tesla @elonmusk lol imagine having the spare time in your life to care this much about defending some crappy car company

So hey jerk. Why don’t you just push the button where you can send a recorded message and have them fix it instead of posting it you. You’re an ass excuse my language, but you are a straight ass trying to make a name and get some clicks instead of reporting it to Tesla and it won’t do it again jerk. Sell your car fool. You’re not a part of the Tesla crew you’re a hater.

My Tesla tried to drive me into a lake today! (Pt 2) Here is a video I took inside the car to prove I didn’t fake it. It’s repeatable at night @Tesla @elonmusk

@DAGToddBlanche Nice community note. Does this administration do anything other than tweet all day?

As we have repeatedly said and written to you and your colleagues, victims identified themselves as such to the FBI and the DOJ. I’ll ask you again to take down that post.

@CollinRugg Not the same guy. This investigation is a joke. The "person of interest" they detained was doing DoorDash deliveries and actually approached the cops to ask why they were following him, and they didn't ask him any questions.

NEW: The FBI is aware of a video recorded just 5 miles from Nancy Guthrie's home showing a man with a backpack similar to the one the man on Guthrie's doorbell cam was wearing, according to TMZ. "Our law enforcement sources directly connected to this case tell us that the video that they retrieved showing the kidnapper at Nancy Guthrie's door, that video was actually 212 am," said TMZ's Harvey Levin. "Notice that when the FBI released it, they didn't give a time stamp. They didn't say when it was, but we are told by law enforcement sources, it was 212 am, where you see the kidnapper." "So now think about this..." "If the kidnapper is at Nancy's door at 212 am and this person in this other video, five miles away, left that home at 153, there would be 19 minutes that person has, if that person is the kidnapper. And I stress if 19 minutes to drive five miles, put on the disguise and walk up to Nancy's door." "Now I wanna really make this clear. We don't know this is the kidnapper. We do know this is something the FBI is actively looking at."