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@philverse Dan and Phil did so many genres of content, what does she enjoy usually? If she likes smth more funny she could check out reasons why Dan's a fail, phil's medical shenanigans or ghost hunting

how do u introduce dan and phil to someone who doesn’t really watch lets plays or podcasts

ATTENTION ALL PHANNIES!!! Hiya guys!! I am proposing a lil project for Hard Launch called Phannies to Phan Letters <3. I will be using my M&G as an opportunity to give Dan and Phil an A5 Sized Letter from Phannies around the world who were unable to get a M&G! (Please RT! <3)

@xiongji77 @ShotaCuck_ I am just educating! Some people genuinely don't know this 😅

@nanawitchie @ShotaCuck_ 哈哈，老兄，幽默一些，我只是和这位苦恼的女孩开个小玩笑。

@yijiasong3 @ShotaCuck_ Cum doesn't only mean semen, it means ejaculation, too

@ShotaCuck_ 你就算阴道被插爆八次也没办法cum啊，因为你没有睾丸

@xiongji77 @ShotaCuck_ Female asses don't have prostate, it is impossible for female bodies to have the same pleasure there

@ShotaCuck_ 或许你应该也试试屁股被插，可能开关在那儿你却不知道

@Timmy3276480906 @zayan_mali5594 @prttiprincss Asexuality is a spectrum. Some people are repulsed by any sexual actions, some people feel "little to no" sexual attraction in some degree. You still can enjoy a pleasant touching in sensitive areas without feeling sexually attracted to someone

@zayan_mali5594 @prttiprincss Libido for what

wait do asexual people masturbate

@AmazingPhil OHYEAAAH

ordering a pizza..

@weyonna @phillingit What AV on C vasen means?

@phillingit i did google myself silly after this tho, and found this thing:

The Helsinki sale is CRAZY???

@KhanSaba1278 Why is it lower than federal minimum wage? I mean, 7$ in US is already very low, but why it's legal to go even lower? I don't understand the logic, minimum wage should be yk...the minimum you can possibly get.

If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant

@vamp1bella First thing that came to my mind was trains and Sherlock Holmes

Without googling, name something UK is known for.

@shitposts_mp4 Both Democratic and Republic parties are righ-winged parties, why are you treating them as polar opposites lol

@LessScotchy @JE_2279 @GuentherGeil @VertStabs @WillAddedDigits It could be the same situation but on table, for example. Or this place could be for things like refrigerator or smth. If you renting or live in old buildings, you have a chance to stumble upon this issue. EU one is objectively more unversal and comfy 🤷‍♀️

@nanawitchie @JE_2279 @GuentherGeil @VertStabs @WillAddedDigits I can understand awkward angles, but this is a terrible example. who installs a socket like that?

I'm not hugely patriotic, but the British plug is without a doubt, unarguably, better than all other plugs. Anyone arguing different can't be trusted.

@JE_2279 @GuentherGeil @VertStabs @WillAddedDigits For times like this

@GuentherGeil @VertStabs @WillAddedDigits What’s the point in plugging it in more than one way? When the outcome is the exact same.

@leighcest @danisgender @hanisnot0nfire It works the same as centuries. 17th century is not 1700s, it's 1600s. They are together 16 whole years but now we count 17th year until it's full in October.

@leighcest @danisgender @hanisnot0nfire This subtraction doesn't work in this case because it doesn't count 2010 year as 1, it counts it as 0. So no, it is 17th time they celebrate Dan's birthday, not 16th. 2010 one wasn't 0 time, it was first time

their 16th year celebrating dans birthday together btw

keys to happiness . its been a long way, hpbd danny boy 💐 #happybirthdaydan #phanart

@supernoodles123 @howellslesbians It looks so patchy, I always thought he used fake tan spray there 😭

@howellslesbians i was hoping someone would post actual tan dan to meme on him

TAN AS FUCKKK (for a british white guy)

@Solfisk Russian - мак (mac) or макдак (macduck) Estonian - mäkk

Do other countries/languages have slang for McDonalds? I know England has Maccas and Sweden has Donken, but do other countries have any?

dan and phil and the brightest clock that ever did exist and nothing else #phanart

@hormigavestidas @howellslesbians Why every time I see the word anaphase I IMMEDIATELY remember that one Twilight scene lmao

@howellslesbians theyre trying their best :( theyre just stuck in anaphase give them some time :(((

they’re trying to achive reverse mitosis