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@levelsio lol accurate SOP script IYKYK next time ask for invisible checkin. messaging only

The torture of hotels touring you around gets exponentially worse the more you pay They will literally tour you around the whole hotel with their specific opening times of every little area as if you'd ever be able to memorize that It's completely guest hostile especially since most guests come from long flights in sweaty clothes and would love to just get to their room and lie on the bed and chill with AC on max Every $$$ hotel check in script: "Welcome, Mr. _____. Everything's all set for you. Here's your complimentary champagne (?????). My name's Sofia, and I'd love to show you around before I take you up to your room. It'll only take a few minutes, follow me! So this is our lobby, if you ever need anything at all, but only in the day, just come find us here at reception. We're staffed from 8 to 5. Over there is our concierge desk, we can help you with restaurant reservations, taxi bookings, day trips, anything you need. This is our lounge bar. It opens at eleven forty-five and runs until eleven fifty-two at night, later on weekends, we go until midnight on Saturdays but close at eleven thirty-seven on Sundays, just so you know. Happy hour is five twenty to six oh-five, two-for-one on cocktails. Really popular with guests. We also do a complimentary welcome drink, I'll sort that for you once we're done. Our restaurant is just through here. Breakfast is served from six fifty-three to ten twenty-two, buffet style, included in your stay. For lunch and dinner, it's à la carte. I'd recommend booking ahead for dinner, especially on weekends, it fills up fast. Out those doors is the pool, heated, open eight thirteen in the morning until nine forty-nine at night. Towels are provided, just show your key card. The spa is right next door, massages, facials, steam room. You can book at reception or just pop in. It's quietest before nine oh-one if you want the place to yourself. The gym is on the second floor, open twenty-four hours except between three sixteen and three forty-four in the morning when we do a deep clean, all included. And the business center is just past the gym if you need to print anything or use a workstation. Your room is on the fifth floor, great view from up there. The WiFi password is on the card in your welcome folder, same network throughout the whole hotel. And here we are! So, air con controls are here, blackout curtains on this panel, minibar is stocked and refreshed daily at two oh-eight in the afternoon. Safe is in the wardrobe, instructions are inside. If you need extra pillows, towels, anything at all, just dial zero. Is there anything I can help you with right now, or any questions?"

@deca12x @Logos_network @agartha_one @grok who is the DJ and the name of this track

Closing tech is useless without 🛸 Culture🛸

SpaceX will build a system that allows anyone to travel to Moon. This will so insanely cool 🚀💫🤩

@shahh A lot more than $80B... x.com/SBF_FTX/status…

Next time you feel bad for missing something that mooned Imagine being SBF: - Put $500m into Anthropic, which would now be worth $70b. - Held $60m in $SOL at $8 that would've been worth $2.1b at the top. - Put $100m into Mysten Labs that would now be worth over $800m. - Invested in Robinhood and held a 7.5% stake that would now be worth $10b. Instead, everything got seized before they went up, and he missed out on $80b in profits 😭

@Rewkang great article

Understand Reflexivity Seek non-linear impacts Discover convex outcomes

@GuiBibeau nice this view looks familiar, enjoy :)

Love building here

@calilyliu 😂 good career choice lily

… for crypto

Some personal news: I am also leaving web3 …

Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me. For the record, I am a fat retard 😀

A good demo is critical because investors, like consumers, fall in love with the product *first,* and then rationalize it after.

i’ve been studying and sipping jonnie walker since i was 14 😎 ecom twitter - do i send it? W or L? been seeing a lot of controversy about Luke recently. on the other hand he is Luke Belmar…

@NicholasVerge bro did 40 trips and got pranked by demons but trip 41 was definitely legit

@impeggywoo if removing the token kills your game, you never rly had a game

web3 gaming will work when someone builds a game people want to play first blockchain second we keep getting that order backwards

@TheGhate sounds like the most overpriced shroom trip ever

I paid 15k for capital club last year and spent 5 days with Luke Belmar there. On the last day Luke was giving out mushrooms to everyone. Me and my brother were one of the few that refused and watched the whole crowed be high on shrooms Weird guy tbh

@buchmanster @fede_intern please do

the most important underread book on the history of money and banking. its about the international banking system in the 16th ce ntury and its collapse, which led to the rise of central banks unfortunately its very difficult to read. i had to read it 5 times. it's written by economists and they don't make it easy to understand. we did a reading group on it at @MimbresSchool a few years ago. I wrote some motivation for the book here: docs.google.com/document/d/13B… I'm long overdue to write a proper post summarizing the book so people can get the content without having to suffer through reading it.

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@valueandtime @FearedBuck wait that was real?

@FearedBuck If only him slapping chris rock over his cheating wife was AI

Will Smith is being accused of posting a video that features AI-generated shots of fans cheering in the crowd during his tour

@DWay25492935 @goatnetwork GM team, steady progress

GM CT Everyone saw how $YZY launched on $SOL and instantly sparked a frenzy, billions in market cap within minutes, then boom chaos. That’s the nature of hype-driven launches, fast, attractive and fragile. Now compare that with @goatnetwork still in beta, yet it’s already onboarding $BTC into a productive ecosystem with real DeFi layers like @avalonfinance_, @Artemisfinance, @StableJack_xyz and @Pell What is the difference here? $YZY showed what hype can do in minutes while #GOATNetwork is showing what infrastructure and utility can do for Bitcoin over years. For the record, 56,000 jumped into the hype for Quick bucks, and 65% exited without No ROI Follow infrastructure, not just hype. Study GOAT Network. @goatnetwork

@nansen_ai Noticing what was trending this week

Tokens on Nansen paid users' radar (7d) What were the popular tokens on everyone's mind this past week? $YZY $SPARK $LINK

@Cointelegraph Thanks for sharing this link

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