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🚨🎙️| Jamie Carragher on why people don’t really take Ligue 1 seriously after Ousmane Dembele winning Ligue 1 Player of the Season: 🗣️ “I’m sorry, but this is exactly why people don’t take Ligue 1 seriously. How on earth can a player win Player of the Season when he barely even played the season? We’re talking about a player who started NINE league games. Nine. That’s not dominance, that’s cameo appearances with good PR. The French league started in August and Dembele spent most of the season either injured, recovering, being managed, or rested for Champions League football. He played his first full 90 minutes in APRIL. APRIL! We’re nearly at the end of the season and that’s the first time he completed a league game. That is unbelievable. And people want to talk Ballon d’Or? Based on what exactly? Because if this is the standard now, then football is becoming popularity contests instead of performance analysis, the numbers don’t even back the narrative. 10 goals and 6 assists. He’s not Top 5 scorers. He’s not Top 5 assist makers. He’s EIGHTH in both categories. Eighth! There are players grinding every single week, playing 90 minutes every weekend, carrying smaller clubs, and this guy wins the award after basically playing football part-time. It’s disrespectful to every Ligue 1 player that actually competed all season long. Imagine being a midfielder or striker who played 30+ matches, delivered consistently from August to May, and losing out to someone who was unavailable half the time because PSG and the league are obsessed with protecting star names. This is why Ligue 1 gets labelled a joke. In the Premier League, La Liga, even Serie A, this never happens. You cannot disappear for months, play limited minutes, rank outside the elite statistically, and still walk away with Player of the Season. It kills the credibility of the award completely. And I’ll say this now, if Dembele somehow enters Ballon d’Or conversations because PSG go deep in the Champions League, football has officially become an aura contest instead of a performance-based sport. Because his league season does NOT justify that level of praise whatsoever.”

Brother was out for 3-4 months

Lockdown immediately

David Raya has as many PL clean sheets as Man Utd have league wins! 😳

I have watched Football for as long as I can remember and this is the first time Sky Sports have gone to interview a player at their home 2 days after a decision went against them. Sky Sports can’t hide their agenda against Arsenal.

You fit dey laugh when dem dey show papa ajasco on Sunday by 8pm, your mama go just respond with “so 185 in JAMB can understand jokes?” E go be like dem pour you ice block. 😭😭😭😭

One of the quietest guys in my office resigned last month. Nobody really noticed him like that. He doesn't wear expensive clothes, hardly gives his opinions, and doesn't even post anything on social media. While others would post about their accomplishments on LinkedIn, this guy doesn't care about that. On few occasions he talked, he'd just say: “Forget LinkedIn jor.” People mostly saw him as one struggling guy trying to survive Lagos. Others even think he's unserious with his life by being quiet and not making new connections. On his last day, our manager jokingly asked him: “So where you dey go now? Hope say no be another small company.” That was when we found out he was relocating to Canada. A fully sponsored job, with a far better salary than almost everybody there. Accommodation was also already sorted. The silence in the office that day was something else. You see... People don't understand that not everybody advertises their life while building it. And the fact that someone is silent or not flashy doesn't mean they're not progressing.

Still bothers me how women have so many clothes. Them go leave like 25 of their clothes for your house and them go still dey function normally. If drycleaner carry 25 of my clothes I'm one weekend away from nakedness.

We gave you £100m for Rice and you relegated yourself that’s on you

My mom just moved into her new 5 bedroom house and told me to move in with her. Her words: “spending $1800 on rent is ridiculous. Save your money and move in with me. I don’t want to be in this house by myself” Idc what anyone say 🗣️ I’M MOVING IN 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ Besides having my room and own bathroom, she gave me one room to make an office that I can work from and I have my own living area upstairs. Mind you I’m 32!! Having parents that still support you after your 20s is such a flex.

I got fired from the car dealership & someone told me I needed to start my own dealership.

The official premier league account was trolling us with this ... didn't see the outrage then

O zaman siz de hem bitkileri sevip hem de sebze yiyemezsiniz aq

After two thieves broke in and stole my neighbor’s 43-inch TV, bro responded by buying an 85-inch. His logic: “Let’s see if the same two people can lift this one.” 😭

All we asked for was to exit YouTube while playing music

Myles Lewis Skelly doesn’t think about passing the ball back to his defensive half when he gets it, especially when the game is goalless. If he doesn’t see a clean passing channel, he makes a surging run. Such bravery at that age is exceptional.

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly." The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal. When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience." Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable. When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates. I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped. The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault." I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology." Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident. Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize." I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time." They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again." I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes. © 6IX.

Popped into a Jamaican restaurant for lunch and they had the CLOSED sign up, these times I can see the lady by the till. So I opened the door to ask if they were indeed closed as the sign suggested and she responded “common sense should tell you that we are open.” Personally I’m too tired and hungry for an argument today, so I just walked to the Chinese restaurant down the road.

I’m a salaried employee. But, I work remotely. My job asked us can we start using timesheets to monitor our time. Cause people don’t be working frfr. So I submitted my timesheet and it had 68 hours for one work week. I sent it to my manager and asked could I be paid overtime. This week, they told us to stop using the timesheets. 🙃