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Fags did this. Buccal fat removal plus a bob will age even the most beautiful woman on earth by 10 years instantly. Stop taking beauty advice from gays!

I know this is just engagement bait but I think every dude in the world would kill for a scar like this

@Critical_Scribe Is this why Marvel movies feel so empty to me nowadays?

What makes Frieren so good is not the demon slaying, as based as that is. What makes it so compelling, so endearing are moments like this. Moments in which the characters live in this world and forge bonds with such sincerity that it rings deeper within someone. This grants the world substance, this gives the characters their weight. This used to be the norm for many series, but we’ve traded that for a sea of “hype moments and aura” or thinking only some grimdark depression has any real meaning. Not to say Frieren doesn’t have some of those elements. It does, but it also doesn’t forget to give the moments that grant weight to all the hype, to all of the stakes. It remembers that its characters are more than just vehicles for the plot. I would take 1000 more scenes of characters dancing together in bliss over an empty fight scene any day. And I write fight scenes all the time.

@redrobinburgers your mozzarella twists are good but they look like deep fried duck penis

@YourCalvinist Subtle Nephilim joke in there 🤣

Who is the Worst Christmas Villain? And who did I miss?

Us millennials who were kids prior to the smartphone era are like Tolkien’s elves who were the last to see the light of the Two Trees. We Calaquendi raising the Moriquendi.

@BaronDestructo What about Replicator Carter?

Reminder: Sam is already our First Officer. If she wins this, there will NOT be two Sam Carter's on board. It will just be one Samantha Carter who will be both First Officer and Chief Science Officer.

@GPrime85 This is very Jacob and Esau

Here's the whole cartoon, in case anyone wants to remind him of his proudest career moment, selling out his country for a bowl of lentils/curry.

Aw shucks Piers, does this block mean I'll never get invited to your show, you fat fuck? I was just using my free speech, my succulent American free speech 😘 Meanwhile, everyone, please feel free to spam him with this beautiful portrait I drew.

Pet peeve # 877293 : Thing that fast food places have been doing lately where they make you go wait in a parking spot. Like what's the deal with that. I'm the only one here why can't I wait at the window?

It's a real shame this adaptation of Narnia didn't have any sequels

Please tell me @elonmusk has seen this @Freedom_Toons video 🤣 youtu.be/JHFspR5UP_0?si…

Should I play Warframe?

@courtneyknill "my body my choice" 🤣

I told my bf that when we have kids one day that I was to do it naturally, either at home or a birth center, and stay away from the hospital completely. what can I tell him to convince him that this is a good idea?

Hiding in the bathroom at work cause today has been miserable

Honestly, Prime 1 is the only one in the series that matters. 2 was kinda neat, but the story didn't hit home as nicely, and the Space Pirate design was worse, and the Ing were lackluster.

@EpicClipVault I'm ok with Truly, I mean does no one remember the lovely miss Truly Scrumptious? pic.twitter.com/wUXWQeF28f

I can’t stand parents who name their kids like they’ll never grow up and actually have to live with that name 😭

The Prince of Egypt (1998) is a masterpiece that still doesn’t get its due. DreamWorks pushed hand-drawn animation to its limit, over 900 artists across 34 departments built those sweeping, painterly visuals. A genuine animated epic hiding in plain sight.

Hot take: I think "Black Stained Glass" belongs on @demonhunterband's "There Was A Light Here"

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