Nathan Pryor

Hey @USPSHelp, could you introduce your 97203 PO to the cutting edge tech of the “will return” sign? Nothing like wasting ten minutes at the door designated for mail hold pickup only to eventually be told there’s nobody back there and I should have waited in a different line.

@TracketPacer 110base-T?

hey so um what do u think would *actually* happen if i…

Joy Subdivision

@That1Polly And if you’d made it “on time” you’d sit in the waiting room until 9:30 and then in the exam room until 9:50 before anyone saw you.

you need to be 737 maxxing. you need to have a few screws loose. you need to be dramatically throwing open doors to feel the fresh air outside. you need to be keeping yourself grounded. you need to be lighting yourself on fire occasionally just to feel something.

Made a new clamp storage system for the workshop. #TheClash #woodworking

@JeremySCook This is why they don’t sell it as a theft recovery solution, but only for “oops, where did I leave it behind” cases.

Looking at @Apple Airtags - wouldn't this traveling with you alert be problematic if you hid one in your backpack/bike or whatever to deal with theft and then it reveals itself to the new "owner?"

@antiheroine And after this, a webring?

@LatLongLiz Oooh! Please throw me a parachute before this X-plane goes down!

“Hurrr durrrrr Harry Potter” says apparently everyone at the USAF Museum who can’t keep their fingers off the Doolittle Raid display.

This. 😍 jetphotos.com/photo/11023569

Did I just happen to glance up from my seat in DEN’s concourse C to see United’s retro-livery A320 taxiing past? Yes, yes I did. Did I jump up and chase it to the end of the concourse? Also yes.

@chelscore @MrJonesSTRs And why every STR I stay in now seems to have instructions on the simplest things. “Door is locked when knob is horizontal” “Light switch UP to turn on.”

@MrJonesSTRs And then you say “so sorry for the confusion! 🙂”

So you want to own a Short Term Rental? 1) Guest reached out saying they are hot and air isn’t working 2) Send technician out to take a look 3) Come to find out, the guest had it set to heater instead of cool 🤦‍♂️ Welcome to hospitality

Who wore it better, @2TownsCider or @Energizer?

Hey, those are my rules too!

Making my exit.

The Caravelle is a top ten sexiest airplane, and now it’s going swimming? Yes, please. This one I want to invert so it’s white line art on a black tee.

This weekend’s find at the used bookstore. Airline safety cards! I seriously want to turn half of these designs into t-shirts.

That isn’t how notification badges work, Microsoft. 😐