Nigel Brewitt

@edballs Maltby Musical Theatre Group @MaltbyMTG are performing one of your favs at Rotherham Civic Mar 13-17 any chance of a RT please

@Pott_Shrigley_ That would make a great album cover

Lansdowne Estate 2009 #Sheffield

@BarefootLady @lambeth_council Yep, it’s illegal, they’re risking a fine

This is the third time I see a car with covered number plates in my area. Why do people do this? Is it happening in other parts of London or has @lambeth_council done something?

@tiandemi It all sounds like the opening scene to an episode of Grace

So they’re saying the bodies of the three women who were found in the sea in Brighton were three JAMAICAN women? They want us to believe that 3 Jamaican women went for a swim at 6:30am in the choppy and freezing waters at Brighton? I’m ngl this absolutely stinks.

@farzyness What’s the betting that they change it again soon

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

@gilescoren @GreggsOfficial Rules is rules 😂

Bought a sausage roll at @greggsofficial in an Esso service station on Sunday and the lady refused to give me ketchup! She had a big bottle right there but said “my manager says it’s only for breakfasts.” It was 1030am - it WAS my breakfast. Weird policy. thetimes.com/article/dc1835…

@StuartMaconie @PaulWilliams207 I really enjoy your writing Stuart, keep going

@PaulWilliams207 Flipping heck! Beatle paper back tomorrow...book about radio next spring

So - hi!- I just dipped back in after a long time away and many of the coolest, nicest, most liberal people I know are all apparently still here. So (genuine question) what's the deal with Twitter now?

@LarryR8526 @TheGreenBaize Agree, there has been some sloppy camera/direction work

@TheGreenBaize some of the camerawork in this years World Snooker is deplorable, Camera following Allen out of Arena while Wu, s interaction with crowd totally lost. Camera staying on Table while Murphy interaction with Referee over interruptions and so on & on & on .

Have to say the exaggerated staying down on the shot is beginning to get on my nerves.

@EC00100 7pm

Anyone know what time the Second session start in the snooker? #snooker #snookerworldchampionship #shaunmurphy

I’m so scared of that referee I turned off my own phone watching #snooker at home 😝

I can’t believe people pay a hefty sum to get a snooker finals ticket to say a few words of protest only to be turfed out onto a rainy Tudor Square 😝

@benonwine Cricket

What will John Major be Remembered for?

@ChrisStephensMD @CharlotteEmmaUK Waiting for it all to blow over 😂

My man

@SamCoatesSky @JGBartholomew He was the sacrificial lamb trotted out for the media rounds this morning, what an absolute waste of time, answer the question man 😠

A difficult watch. Let’s add Pat McFadden to the list of people not humming

@SaulStaniforth So much for his supposedly forensic oversight 😂

Susanna Reid to Douglas Alexander: "you're asking people to believe that a PM who used to be a DPP.. can have the wool pulled over his eyes.. it absolutely beggars belief & I imagine viewers are asking, do you think we're stupid?"

@BarristersHorse @fenlandflo At least he finally held him to account, it’s taken long enough 🤦‍♂️ and I loved his diva strop on the way out 😂

We were told he was exceptionally bright, forensic, no less. Yet the Speaker had to point out to him that Prime Minister's Questions involves the Prime Minister actually answering the questions put to him. God help us.

@justoneoftheta1 Sainsbury’s are never the most generous when it comes to discounting

Is it me or does this warrant a slightly heavier discount……😂?

@MumbrianSpinner Be kind, he’s got health issues 😂

Is it bad that this advert couple make me want to go on a fucking rampage?

@ReturnofColin2 He is “continually” excellent 😂

When Nick Ferrari is in the mood, he's one of the best in the business. And he's usually in the mood 💯💥

@GriftReport Take a card swipe before they sit down, law abiding customers won’t complain

Dine-and-dash couple orders £195 slap-up meal at posh Ipswich restaurant, then calmly walks out without paying a penny. They devoured two rib-eye steaks, scallops, snails, starters, three double vodka and Cokes plus a £49 bottle of St Emilion Grand Cru red wine at Bistro on the Quay. CCTV shows them standing outside vaping heavily before the bill arrived. When the waiter challenged them, the man claimed his cash was “in the car” then both simply legged it. Owner Julien Jourdain posted the footage and branded them “calculated low-lives”.

@fenlandflo I’m still calling HSBC the Midland 😜

This marmalade thing will never catch on. I mean, I’m still calling Snickers Marathon, and Zimbabwe Rhodesia.