Andy Kale

@tide just opened a new container of pods. What is this white powder? Never seen this before

@ijustine Sorry for your loss :(

My sweet mommy passed away this week and I will be forever heartbroken. She has always been the strongest and most supportive person I know. I’m going to miss her so much 😞😢💔 Just wanted to share with you all because she really loved following my online adventures and I’m so grateful that you have given me the opportunity to work from anywhere and be able to spend time with my family (even if I was shooting/editing reviews on vacations, she was always so proud!!) She has given me so much and no words I can say will ever be able to do her the justice she deserves 💕

@radiomike519 @mikelisa800 Nobody Beats Him!

Exclusive behind the scenes video of #CharlesIII #Coronation @mikelisa800

@RaveDrool Jane

What's a great #Canadian song with a one-word title?

@leokellr Do it.

Can someone please stop me from getting the Studio Display 🥲

Oh my god. Possibly the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me.

@radiomike519 Agreed! No matter what you think of JT, at the end of the day, he’s just a guy and it’s nice to actually see the guy. More of this please!

This is fun! Great when public figures show their personalities.

Yes! Exactly! Why is everything ‘me me me’ and “I’m not the problem, everyone else is!” Take responsibility for your own actions. Look within. You MIGHT actually be the problem here. ⁦@RoderickOn⁩ ⁦@johnroderick⁩ ⁦@hotdogsladies⁩ #wisdomdocument

Think I figured it out #instagramdown

Listening to my fave podcast today and out of the blue they start talking about me - well, ⁦@redpistoninc⁩ - but I’m the guy that they’re talking about (no, not the scammer!). Cool! Thanks ⁦@HumbleFredRadio⁩. The app still works but needs an update… hopefully soon!

Today I learned that @johnroderick and @stevenpage are ‘text buddies’ and while I don’t know either of them personally, as fans of both, this nugget somehow makes me smile. 💬 @RoderickOn

Well, as far as things my cat can dump and urinate on, I suppose I have no complaints @PetSmart

I’m gonna pack up this @ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

Parent: can you run down to the freezer and get some bread? 14: Yep! <goes downstairs>. 14: There’s no bread in the freezer. The freezer:

My favourite bloodsport is flossing.

@hypercritical @hotdogsladies Congrats @siracusa!

Independence Day: hypercritical.co/2022/03/30/ind…

⁦is @DavidSpade⁩ the new ⁦@TheSimpsons⁩ predicting the future?

@HumHow Wait… you mean we’re NOT all doing that!?

I'm officially back at the "wear the same pants everyday" stage of the pandemic. #lockdownshmockdown

True man True.