Ned Meyer 💣

@frabigol Racism? What race?

Unos Españoles lincharon a un argentino en el metro de Madrid únicamente por estar vistiendo la camiseta de Argentina. Esto es racismo, no una teoría que hacen por twitter. Lograron lo que querían, que el mundo odie a Argentina.

@guyfelicella No you're morons for thinking that was clever.

American wildfire smoke is drifting into Canada. Naturally, Canada will respond with tariffs on oxygen, clouds and prevailing winds. Oh wait, we’re not morons.

@Randaroo1212 What porn was she in?

Nothing more classy than being a porn star

@LauraBabcock So?

We just passed sign for the Bridge to U.S.A. I remember when we used to go to America for family vacations in 70’s, all the times I’ve been since and trips I’ve taken with my kids. No more. It’s quite sad what Trump has done to his country and to our relations as neighbours. 🇨🇦

@ddp "they didn't agree with me so it's corruption.... Oh and a giant NSA conspiracy too!"

@I_amMukhtar Agreed! Muppets? WTF?

The Muppets and Sesame Street characters performed at the World Cup half-time show. Never again. Don't let these yanks ruin the beautiful game.

@guyfelicella 🥱

Walking into the grocery store and strolling right past anything with a "Product of USA" label. And every time I see U.S. produce, my brain immediately thinks: explosive diarrhea. No thanks. I'll stick with buying Canadian. 🇨🇦🍁

@StefanikEl83115 Moron has obviously never attempted to buy a gun!

What's your response to her?

@james_xond 90 inch flat screen tvs

Can you think of ONE thing that is actually cheaper today than it was 10 years ago?

@senatejr Oh fuck off. It was over 8% in 1994 and on top of that they made me buy mortgage insurance on my first house. "You think I can't afford my mortgage so you're gonna charge me more per month?" Yup, that's right

BOOMER: “Stop renting. Build equity.” ME: “The down payment is $84,000.” BOOMER: “Save up.” ME: “I save $500 a month. That’s 14 years.” BOOMER: “Get a better job.” ME: “I make $72,000.” BOOMER: “We bought our first home at 24.” ME: “Your mortgage rate was 3%. Your house cost $67,000.” BOOMER: “That’s not my fault.” ME: “Maybe not.” But you keep voting for policies that make housing less affordable… Then you wonder why your kids can’t afford a home or why they’re angry about it.

@Gryffix If the women produced more than the men then why did they sue for "equal" revenue?

The 'they produce less revenue' argument also doesn't fly here because the US women's team generates more than the men.

@LJ_Gilmour Then why bring it up? We're bitching about wildfires NOW. And your response is "but a Canadian died sometime in the past in Colorado"? How is that even relevant? Are we supposed to say. "Oh well then do nothing and let the fire burn!"?

@nedmeyer When did I even suggest that?

To every American bitching about the smoke from the wildfires. Learn this name. Nicholas Dale. A Canadian pilot who lost his life assisting with a wildfire in Colorado.

@sillyrabbitfafo That's a very ignorant comparison. Your forest fires start in your forests. Our hurricanes start in West Africa.

Telling Canada to rake its forests is like telling the US to drain the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea before hurricane season

@demster70 "no nothing" 😂😂 😂😂

The only things I’m taking away from this work cup is 1. FIFA is corrupt 2. Messi is overrated and gets everything handed to him 3. Argentina are cheats 4. Americans no nothing about football

@Randaroo1212 Who did he rape? And what proof do you have? (Don't tell me about the defamation case he lost)

Hey MAGA, do you even care that your president is a rapist?

@PatCSportsFan why do you keep turning off replies? What a baby....

@AngrySchneider_ Yea that is stupid because hurricanes form in West Africa. But the wildfires are all your own and you could make them less polluting if you'd manage your forests better.

Americans need to control their hurricanes because the rain and wind comes into Canada. See how stupid that sounds?

In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars. I turned off my engine. I prepared to wait the way my ancestors waited out a siege. Six minutes later I was holding chicken. I do not know what happened to the other thirty-nine cars. The line moved like water that had somewhere to be. A young woman walked between the cars taking orders on a small tablet, on foot, in the sun, smiling like the sun was her idea. I said thank you. She said, "My pleasure." I did not think about it then. I should have. At the window I thanked the young man for the food. "My pleasure." I thanked him for the sauce. "My pleasure." I thanked him for thanking me— "My pleasure." I want to be clear about what was happening. This was a duel. In Japan I trained in courtesy for forty years. Bowing angles. Seasonal greetings. The correct depth of apology for seventeen distinct situations. I was a white belt in that drive-thru. I escalated. I used my most formal English. I thanked him on behalf of my entire family line. He said, "My pleasure," and gave me extra sauce. Extra sauce. Unprovoked. A counterattack. I returned the next day to reclaim my honor. It was Sunday. The restaurant was closed. All of them were closed. In the entire country. They close every Sunday, and they have closed every Sunday since the beginning, because the founder made a promise, and the promise did not expire when he did. I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice. Once to a teenager with sauce. Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building. In my country we say a samurai's word is his life. I had never seen a restaurant say it back. I returned Monday. I ordered. And this time I said it first, before she could. "My pleasure." She smiled and said, "It sure is." America, I surrender. It was my pleasure.

@AzPetrich They didn’t determine he’s a rapist. They said he defamed the woman. She, on the other hand, said rape was “sexy”.

Call me a radical leftist, but the courts determining the President of the United States is a rapist should be grounds for immediate removal.