nerdrage!

@Birdyword You want catapults? Cause this is how you get catapults.

Many people do not seem to want data centres built near them, despite the fact that they don't cause that much traffic and often generate a lot of local tax revenue. I suspect it's partly because they're ugly! My proposal:

It appears the fat chicks in spandex and men pretending to be women woke era of failing to sell products has been completely replaced by hot chicks selling products era.

@parhloumahrukh "I don't smoke." "I see you smoking all the time." "I don't smoke cigarettes."

“do you smoke?” non smokers: “no” cig smokers: “yes” weed smokers: “smoke what?”

@JUSTcatmeme I personally wouldn't have a problem but I can see a married dude having issues.

Could you imagine clocking in a a corporate GIANT to eat her ass on the clock?

@RepDonBacon @ChGwinn

@nerdrage4401 @ChGwinn Nah… I’ll continue to push back on the 1930’s isolationist crowd.

The continued attacks on NATO allies are counterproductive. The comments hurt Americans. I commanded the huge Ramstein AB in Germany. The two big airfields in Germany give us great access in three continents. We are shooting ourselves in our own feet.

@HillaryClinton Wrong again @HillaryClinton you vapid cunt

@horsetwting This is pretty amazing and I'm happy to be a small part of it

fuck you

@TiffanyFong How are her cannons?

I am hiring a junior analyst.

@threenotes_jp The best story and best video game was bestowed upon the world by your great nation: Xenogears

海外のみんな、日本を好きですか？

@UziCryptoo If you own assets, you can perpetually take out loans against them until you die and your debt does not carry over to your family, it just goes away. This is disgusting but it's legal

Why did no one tell me credit card debt just dies with you? My uncle died with $52K across 6 credit cards. My aunt called each one and said “He’s dead. He can’t pay.” Every single one said “We’re sorry for your loss. We’ll close the account.” $52,000. Gone. Unsecured debt cannot be passed to the family. They just never tell you this.

@BigImpactHumans @ns123abc First thing I noticed lol

🚨 Musk vs OpenAI's lawyer — the cross-examination exchanges William Savitt — Wachtell Lipton's lead defense lawyer, Supreme Court clerk, trained to break witnesses. Savitt opens with a misleading premise. Musk: "You're being misleading. What you're saying is false." Savitt tries again with a different loaded frame. Musk: "Your questions are not simple. They are designed to trick me." Savitt demands a yes or no answer to a complicated question. Musk: "If you ask a question where there is no possible simple answer, I must give a longer answer because any simple answer would be misleading the jury." Musk reaches for an analogy: "The classic answer to a yes or no question is not so simple. For example, if you ask the question 'will you stop beating your wife?'..." Judge Gonzalez Rogers cuts him off: "No, we're not gonna go there." The courtroom laughs. Savitt apologizes for the question. Musk: "I find it funny you saying it wasn't an unfair question since you're only asking unfair questions." Savitt: "I'm doing my best." Musk: "That is not true." OpenAI's lawyer came to break Musk. Musk wasn't having it.

@MarieIsabellaB @Sir_Charles_01 You're gonna get a bunch of golfers practicing their putts on your front lawn lol

@Sir_Charles_01 The well-manicured lawn is what attracted the cops in the first place😂

I mean, that is an immaculate lawn

@threenotes_jp It's a bit derivative but:

ニコラス・ケイジの映画で、 心に残ってる作品ってありますか？ アクションでも、 ちょっと変わった作品でも、 どんなジャンルでも全然大丈夫ですよ！ 初めて観たときの印象とか、 なぜか何度も観返してしまう理由とか、 そんな話もぜひ聞かせてくださいね。 出演作が多い中で、 「これは外せない！」と思う一本があれば、 ぜひ教えてください！

@cynthiajpeg Chicago be like

Chicago Marie Illinois, ima need you to make up your mind on this weather girl

@thedimitri You should see my ass

Yeah sure you're hot babe but do you have a top 1% pussy based on a vaginal microbiome report?

Closing in on 20,000. Come on, fraud fighters — follow us and help push us over the top. 🇺🇸 We’re just getting started.

@soychotic Just waiting until the Trans dudes roll in with their charts

Ladies I’m generating fake microbiome reports to put on your hinge profile $10 a pop . Recommending 98 percentile for believability

@MAGATISM__369 @doqholliday Not just investigate. John Trump was the first person to analyze Tesla's things after they were taken upon his death at the Waldorf Astoria hotel.

what is Anna gettin at?

@doqholliday Hopefully free wireless energy as Tesla came close to bestowing upon the world before that shit-cunt-fuck JP Morgan pulled funding from him.

@realannapaulina His technology is being perverted every day. Every human being that loses their life to drone warfare besmirches this brilliant man's name. He is the absolute reason for the modern life we live but less than minds have ruined his gifts for humanity.