SamBa

@VirginAtlantic to SFO: took 40 mins to spend £25 for WiFi streaming, taken another 45 mins to post this tweet complaining about how awful the connection is 🤦🏻‍♀️ If someone could send pigeons with updates on #MUNNEW I’d appreciate it ⚫️⚪️

Same vibes @c_tangana @legionofhonor 's John Singer Sargent exhibition

@StRegisDoha I sent you a message with my email - thanks :)

@nesxb74 Dear SamBa, Thank you for contacting The St. Regis Doha! Please share with us your contact details via Private Message.

@StRegisDoha Which of your rooms have the amazing bathtub with a view?! Thanks in advance 🛁

I just received a physical Wayfair catalogue in the mail?! @Wayfair I will NEVER need this - how do I opt out of this in future?

@British_Airways That’s not helpful at all. Nor are the five emails I’ve received in the last 24hrs, all of which take me to a website that asks for documents, but doesn’t specify which one, or even give me the option to upload anything. Thanks for nowt 😏

@nesxb74 Hi there. For all the information you need regarding Covid-19 and testing, please visit the travel authority of your destination and the UK government website. Imogen

@British_Airways Your COVID travel doc verification system is so incredibly frustrating. I fly in a couple hours and I STILL don’t understand if they’ve been verified or not. What do you you want from me?!

Holly doesn't believe in personal space #CatsOfTwitter

The #BastardBowl is happening and my husband is making me watch basketball 😫 #GoT #NBAFinals

“And make no mistake, the dead are coming.” Get 'em telt son! #DavosIsAGeordie @liamcunningham1

Use #ReadHAPPY to post why reading makes u happy, Penguin will donate a book to First Book, a charity helping kids gain access to books etc.

#ReadHAPPY Reading makes me happy because it introduces me to people and places I could never have imagined.

@feliciaday Thank you for the autograph. Glad to see my Dug The T-Rex shirt had the desired effect! @vaginalfantasy

@feliciaday I get to meet you in a few hours! Warning: I’ve been at work all night and am highly caffeinated ☕️💃🏻

@bonniegrrl I agree with @WoodfordReserve & @BlantonsBourbon suggestions. Plus, Blantons has a tiny little horsey 🏇🏻 twitter.com/bonniegrrl/sta…

@XFilesFiles Glad to have you back! “Medicine is just magic that works” - does this make me a wizard? 💉 #MagicNurse twitter.com/kumailn/status…

Top down, beautiful Cali day, @Offspring’s Ignition playing cranked all the way up to 11 #teenagedreamachieved

Take a drink every time your AppleTV device decides to stop a TV show or film suddenly to reset itself. Ugh. 🍺🍷🍸 #TechFailDrinkingGame

Just once, I’d like to watch the news and not hear anything about a shooting. Just fucking once #guncontrol #nashvilletheatershooting

@feliciaday Any chance you could wish my VagFan friend Sara a happy birthday? Maybe just a simple “favorite” to acknowledge her birthday 🐣