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@SeyramAhiatroga @ZacksJerryRig When hitler was bombing London the called it a powerful strategy, now that England is bombing London they are calling it retarded. The Joke writes itself 😂😂😂
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@ZacksJerryRig When Iran blocked the Strait of Hormuz, you praised them and called it a powerful strategy.
Now, Donald Trump wants to help them block the Strait of Hormuz completely, you're now reminding us of international maritime laws.
The joke writes itself. 😂😂😂
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@SeyramAhiatroga @ZacksJerryRig Bro you are literally making shit up. You have been brainwashed
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@javedhassan @tparsi @mb_ghalibaf @ryangrim @samirahmed14 @humza_jilani @citrinowicz @glcarlstrom @s_m_marandi @esaagar @samigodil Talk is cheap, show us your positions pussy
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So, a couple of the boys have been texting me: “Why the hell would Trump drop the Hormuz blockade bomb on a Sunday? It’ll send oil screaming past $120, maybe $130 if the algos really panic. Makes zero sense if you actually want cheaper barrels.”
But it makes perfect sense. Beautiful, even.
See, Tokyo and Hong Kong are already humming by the time the East Coast is still nursing its coffee. Those futures pits—Dow, S&P, the whole equity complex, plus Brent and WTI on the screens—never really sleep. You’ve got fourteen, fifteen hours of runway before the New York bell. Plenty of time for the right hands to lean in: long the indices in Hong Kong, short the crude in Tokyo, riding the fear wave as the blockade tweet lights up every terminal from Singapore to Sydney.
Then, right on cue, before the U.S. opens, comes the pivot. Something about “there’s regime change in Tehran,” “we can do business,” “Talks were Good,” the usual art-of-the-deal baloney. Markets whip around like they’ve been Tasered. Oil gives back the spike, stocks rip higher. The boys in Asia unwind clean, pocket the spread.
A few hundred million, maybe more, conjured out of thin air on the back of one perfectly timed Sunday morning post. Not bad for a morning’s work. The Street’s been running these kinds of games for decades: information, timing, leverage. Just never quite so… presidential!!

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@rattecs Heist Ratte etwas anderes auf Finnisch als auf Deutsch?
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The Actual good TVs are not this cheap.
Kent Garrison@KentGarrison
Shoutout to all the dads that paid five grand for this in 2004
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@apataanniel6 @CharlotteAbotsi Sorry why are not acknowledging that yodeling is also a deep traditional art?? you are just as racist as them
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@CharlotteAbotsi People get excited at shows and bring their own traditions to cheer. Turning it into yodeling and saying you dont like it kinda shuts that down fast. Not the best look.
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He would have to be fully on board if SHE suddenly decided she wanted to open a rescue for pitbulls who have been accused of biting people and he would be "abandoning" 30 dogs if he didn't want to do that with his life?
Are you pretending SHE wouldn't have to do any of the work that HE would do all of it and keep drug addict children away from her? Is that the gas lighting you're going with?
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@moncuries Wtf do you even mean. Copyright is a plague upon this world. No one should be able to own the concept of a sweater you capitalist swine
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isnt this a cowichan sweater?? how is this legal. its a protected craft by coast salish artisans.
Project Hail Mary@projecthailmary
THE cardigan has entered the chat. 🦊 Now you can knit it yourself. Knitting kit now available on Amazon: amazon.com/dp/B0GW8DVXCV?…
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@Relaxed008 It would be a different conversation if it was a $5 subscription
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@Relaxed008 Why is it more expensive to remove ads from the platform than to get a Netflix subscription. They don’t even produce the content. The value they deliver is hosting the content and I can get cheaper streaming services that host AND produce
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I’m sorry I’m gonna be a YouTube Premium shill until the price seems unreasonable.
For $14 a month you get:
- Ad free YouTube on PC and Mobile
- Ad free YouTube on TV
- Ad free music streaming
- Ad free podcast listening
How is that not worth the money?
“Ad blocker is free” okay then use the ad blocker and don’t buy it? Lmao
Dexerto@Dexerto
YouTube has begun rolling out 90 second unskippable ads to their TV app “It’s simply not worth it to watch YouTube on the TV”
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@theashrb while i'd love that too, i think we all underestimate how much apple carplay plays into the average buying decision
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I think if manufacturers went back to simple designs/interiors like this for lower tier/cheaper ranges, they’d sell like hot cakes lol
Car Grails@GrailArchive
They don’t make cars like this anymore. BMW E30🤩
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@MarkGar53054367 @CaptainDznuts If your dog wasn't on a leash and attacked me it would die.
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@CaptainDznuts Yea if I found out someone was doing that shit to my dogs something would happen to that little bitch.
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@Lun4rsea @krishdotdev Only proton has shared data to the authorities of them two
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driving past in February
iceland is a dream
The Figen@TheFigen_
Breathtaking drive through Iceland’s Ring Road with giant glaciers all around – the world is this beautiful while we’re stuck behind desks.
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@krishdotdev Vivaldi was great for some time 🥹 Now I’m with Firefox again
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