Newmanstripes

Needed not wanted

#lost #forced #default #latenightthoughts

No one watches you more someone that doesn't like you.. give them a show

The true key to happiness is turning the music up louder than the chaos around you.

New songs to check out !!!! celebrate summer- cigarettes and green teas @winonafighter - hams in a glass soft vein- Gray space @hungeranthem - remedy the ratchets- the way things are

You know 2024 has thrown a lot of "life" curve balls this year... I suck at hitting curve balls

Thanks @Gametime last minute ticket on a business trip $40!!! #gametime #sens

Just keep swimming

@Newman9hockey @mypicisme @Sportsnet @jakenewman1125 He's probably the type of teammate that stays on the bench during the bench brawl. " im here for the exercise not the love of the game"

@mypicisme @Sportsnet @jakenewman1125 I bet you are a great teammate

Connor Bedard went to the locker room following this hit from Brendan Smith.

@mypicisme @Newman9hockey @Sportsnet @jakenewman1125 I guess a clean hit equals a broken jaw are you kidding me right now

My wife always showers before me. I position her razor in such a way that I'll know if she's used it when I get it the shower. If she has then I'm on best behaviour because there's a high chance of getting lucky.

@TimHortons we now have the math figured out a large coffee or extra large coffee no pucks are needed. Medium coffee one Puck is needed small coffee two pucks are needed follow for more Canadian life hacks #timhortons #hockey #HockeyTwitter

If I had a nickel for every time I got confused. " I'd be like where did this nickel come from? then another nickel and then I think "What's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and more confusion and eventually I would be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why.

Life is like a helicopter.... I don't know how to fly a helicopter...

@LHearns2 @Air_canada2 @WestJet @AirCanada Yeah I wasn't impressed

@newmanstripes @Air_canada2 @WestJet Haha @AirCanada always sends these “send us a DM” msgs and then people always get the generic “we’re sorry this happened we will try to do better next time” response. Pathetic.

F** you @AirCanada randomly cancel, where I would miss a $4800 connection flight then your beloved customer, tells me it's not your problem for another airlines schedules ... Really... BIG THANK YOU to @WestJet for bailing me out and getting me to the "Peg" AIR CANADA IS GARBAGE

Let's kick off the summer right. #summertime #theteaparty @Burrowsdrums @theteapartyband @jeffmartin777 @chatwood

@Newman9hockey @douggilmour I pulled this

Hope it’s a good sign that I pulled this today @douggilmour #killer