Joe Newton

@Sofia50020Sofia Right in the middle, roughly 45 minutes from each.

Would you rather live close to nature or in the city? A. NATURE B. CITY

@Luv_Xcuses Barbecue

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

@KR3Wmatic You're obviously agnostic yourself, so I'm not sure you're the one to enlighten her.

My atheist daughter asked me to prove God's existence. What do I tell her? She is 19.

@pigwhispererv4 @Redcows4ever 4-5 year olds will take care of you. Not so much with a heifer. I'll let the professional ranchers sort out all the issues for me.

@Redcows4ever @newtexplicit I’m not a professional rancher, but buying 4 and 5 year olds makes more sense to me than keeping heifers back it or buying them. Let someone else cull out the Rebreeds and bad ones. Idk though

What’s with folks posting about their geriatric cow and her umpteenth calf? I like to keep my herd young, sell the cow while she still has some value.

@ThrillaRilla369 $0

Without being greedy how much money do you need right now to solve all your problems?

@MirMAKOfficial So this gives America a clear advantage.

Negotiating Teams. Irani. PhD. PhD. PhD. PhD. PhD. American. Real Estate Developer. Real Estate Lawyer Venture Capitalist

@SenatorBrophy It’s a mystery…

Gee, I wonder what's changed in the last 20 years here?

@MmisterNobody Because they have more conveniences and luxuries than at any time in history.

Why haven’t people started a revolution yet?

@BrianWillott East of the Missouri opportunity

Data centers in rural areas, opportunity or threat?

@doshmanhere Worst part is you’re 65 when your grandkids are born. Hard to play with a 8 year old when you’re 73.

Dear family oriented men, there’s absolutely nothing near okay about being 40yrs old and having a 5yrs old as your first child.

There comes a time when proving you’re right doesn’t matter anymore. You just want the conflict to end.

@resetbasis Owning a Tahoe is the solution to this insecurity. You’re good to secure any vehicle you want.

Totaled my Tahoe, need a new car. I’m super insecure about my masculinity, so keep that in mind when making recommendations.

@corn_porkNbeans I didn’t know anyone in any business could objectively make that assumption.

There’s guys farming right now who shouldn’t be… and guys who should be who never got the chance.

@JamieBonkiewicz What's insane is you, I, and everyone else don't have a clue. Fact-based news is nonexistent.

You know what’s fucking insane? There are actually people in the United States right now that have ZERO clue what even went down today.

@6Shittalkerffs Men laugh not because they think it's funny but because they want to have sex with you.

@Farm4ProfitLLC Combination of all three.

If you had to start over today: Livestock, row crop, or specialty? Or would you even farm at all? Why?

@Dearme2_ Ask beneficiaries of wealthy families.

To be honest, does money guarantee happiness?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Liberal men see thief wife as a superior, Republican men see their wife’s as a partner.

A liberal man sees his wife as a “partner”. A Republican sees his wife as a possession.

@ronsterd89 Cinnamon rolls.

What goes well with chili ? and you can't say crackers.