Monty Pynchon

Trump April 23: I contacted people "that have worked for me in the past, doing swimming pools," and one gave me a great price on the Reflecting Pool project Trump May 4: "I have some very good contractors," asked three of them to "do me a favor fellas" and go look at the Reflecting Pool, and the best one gave me a great price Trump today: The Reflecting Pool contract "went to a contractor I did not know, and have never used before"

PabloReports: Ted Cruz called you a parasite and disparaged your work as a bartender. AOC: It’s not a secret the disdain Ted Cruz has for people who work working-class jobs. It’s not a secret what he thinks of the waitresses, the line cooks—he thinks we’re less than him. He thinks that because he has a Harvard degree and has never scrubbed a table that it makes him better than someone who has actually had to work for a living. I think it’s funny that he’s been taking a government paycheck for 23 years but has the audacity to criticize someone who has come from a family that had to work their way up and earn their place here.

Some points: * Abrego has never been convicted of any crime. * No federal judge ever credited the gang claims. * He’s never been accused, let alone convicted, of rape. * DOJ (and its components like the FBI) are barred by court order from making statements like these.

if we tried introducing the concept of public libraries today a bunch of rich boomers would say it’s impossible and scream wHO’s gOnNa pAy FOr iT.

@theliamnissan Still a banger. Not trying to steal your thunder, king 👊🏻

@theliamnissan *pre-ordered Trump laptops, which for some reason still haven’t arrived.

MAGAs who pre-ordered Trump phones are so dumb that when their doctor told them they had coronavirus they bought new laptops

I do not want a yearly performance review. I do not want to spend time filling out a form like what I worked on all year was forgotten. You saw the work. You paid me. That was the agreement. Stop asking me to write essays about it. Leave me alone and let me enjoy the holidays.

AOC: I do not appreciate the wholesale fictionalization of American history—the idea that the filibuster is a grand compromise intentionally put in our system. It was created by a clerical error and Jim Crow segregationists realized they could use this error as a loophole delaying the enfranchisement of Black Americans for decades.

“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf” is a first-ballot hall of fame sentence

You can’t have hyperwealth without hyperpoverty. A billionaire exists in one country because child labor exists in another. Stock markets grow by looting countries raw. That’s the reality of capitalism: the misanthropic greed of the rich is fed by devastating the poor.

good sketch here. very classic. good bones. great delivery. this is the kind of stuff they used to make on the internet. but not anymore.

Hahahahaha

I just want to point out.... The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

Will she be looking at MPD overtime? Or fake PTSD settlements?

I take back everything mean I’ve ever said about Elon Musk bc it’s pretty incredible to run Tesla, SpaceX, xAI, Neuralink, The Boring Company AND your mom’s Twitter account

Sit back, take an edible, and think about how "Obama needs $1 billion for a ballroom" would get covered in 2011.

If u were legit anti fraud, MPD lavishing In overtime for fake overtime and theoretical overtime would make your ass as red as “Somali Fraud, “but it doesn’t cuz you are not.

"shot in the head because they're out protesting" hmmm