Smart enough to know I'm dumb

@bronzebust @Deviation_Blue Most people's value is wrapped up in retirement funds they can't touch until they're 59-60 years old. It's very normal for people who saved for 20-25 years to have that much invested.

@Deviation_Blue What's the point of having two million bucks then?

I honestly have no idea what "a lot of money" even is anymore. 100K saved? 300K invested? 500K liquid? Buddy of mine had 10K in the bank and felt comfortable enough to buy a new (used) car and upgrade to a nicer apartment. Absolutely blew my mind.

@sbell021 Cadeau flopped at least as much as Fears, but don't let that stop your narrative.

Jeremy Fears fan chimes in on over-the-top flopping. 👇

@shp69073 @OwenShroyer1776 Trump could have passed any of those things independently and Massie would have voted for them. Instead, we got pork-wrapped omnibus bills.

@OwenShroyer1776 You have become incompetent as a political analyst. Massie represented the most conservative district in Kentucky. One that voted overwhelmingly for Trump. And Massie voted against Trump's border and tax initiatives. HIS voters say enough. All of your "angst" is self inflicted.

Finally! Now that Gallrein has been elected, we can finally end the wars, deport 15 million, arrest the deep state, lower gas prices, make massive tax cuts, and secure our elections!

@elektronfanboy @MrAndyNgo Something tells me the naked bike paraders aren't likely conservative.

Police in the Portland area have been uncovering what appears to be a p—dophile trafficking ring that operated in southwest Washington state. At least one victim was allegedly brought over for nude "sleepovers" where the abuse happened, according to court documents in Clark County. When Dr. Michael Wilmington, a pediatrician working for Kaiser Permanente in Vancouver, Wash., was revealed to be part of the investigation, he killed himself. Authorities allege Anna Hartley provided a child to Dr. Wilmington and her husband, Chad Hartley. Chad Hartley worked for medical group PeaceHealth, where he had access to children as young as "newborn." He told investigators his home was "clothing optional." The accused p—dophiles allegedly met through a man named William Sneiderwine, who invited them to "nude bowling events" where one of the known child victims attended. All three suspects have been charged. The case has parallels to the case in Bellingham, Wash. against Naked Bike Ride leader Zachary Robertson, who was charged with child s—x crimes. He organized "clothing optional" biking events. ngocomment.com

@CycleJunkie88 @BradBMath @khazeni @TodayinHistory @oregoncitizen_ Diameter

@BradBMath @khazeni @TodayinHistory @oregoncitizen_ About 15 mi radius

When Mount Saint Helens erupted 46 years ago today, nothing survived that was within 230 square miles of the explosion. Except for photographer Richard Lasher who escaped on his dirt bike after taking this shot.

@FootyJokesTV @iluminatibot We didn't have AIDS in the 50s because there weren't debauchery clubs with gays endlessly butt fucking until the 80s... coincidence? No one was obese. Immigration was held in check. We knew the commies were the enemy. The weed didn't cause psychosis. Almost no one was autistic.

@iluminatibot fuck that shitty world in the past, full of racism, aids, hungry, stupid dead for simple diseases, the past never is good, the future is always better. there is a reason why mfers died young before

THE WORLD YOU WERE BORN IN NO LONGER EXISTS

@MikeKbh @esp3rtamente Your compliant, obedient, socialist country never made a fuss about your government raw dawging you from behind.

@esp3rtamente Housing prices accordingly to this thread seems very reasonable compared to where i live. Here you get 110-130m2 with 3 rooms and 1 bathroom for around $750.000 and then a 20% down payment by law.

Ragebaited myself by asking my mom to guess what a down payment on a house would be these days (she guessed $8,000)

@KillaCamWard @steaakfriend Schrodingers homo

@steaakfriend If you watch Euphoria you’re gay But if you don’t watch Euphoria you’re gay

My wife made me watch Euphoria, and I feel like I need to let the guys out there with wives who don’t make them watch Euphoria know that Sydney Sweeney’s Godzilla tits were on the last episode. That is all I got.

@TheMikeHammock Considered sending this to my wife, but the inevitable "oh so you're only still with me for the 3% mortgage (which I also have)" is telling the juice ain't quite worth the squeeze.

@24_Svt_Centric @bluewmist Similarly, my dad told me "my father would have been disappointed in me if I brought home these grades" after I was almost kicked off the basketball team in 7th grade. Better believe I started trying after that.

@bluewmist “I’m not mad at you, I’m just disappointed” was said to me 13 years ago when I got detention. I dont remember anything my Mom yelled at me for in the past but I surely remember her telling me she was disappointed in my behavior. I made sure to correct it & it never happened again

People raised by emotionally mature parents, what's 1 phrase your parents used that you want other parents to know?

@SoCalHodag @Epidemic753 @bankertobuilder Ohio is the size of Germany. Driving to from Toledo to Pigeon Forge is like going to San Marino, Italy from Munich.

@Epidemic753 @bankertobuilder You’ve never been and have no knowledge of anything beyond whatever shitty Ohio town you live in

This is my wife’s hometown, population less than 75,000. There's a beautiful Holiday Inn we stay at when we visit. Over 5 unique Starbucks locations. Has 9 strip malls you can visit and get pretty much anything you want. Has a Chili's and a Mexican restaurant. No walkable areas at all. You need a car here. Walmart on the edge of town. Small towns like this are the backbone of America.

@eljefe1america Can you define the 1.6% charity care? Is that percent of gross charges, net patient revenue, or operating revenue?

UM is out of line. We are trying to drive healthcare costs down. They are bringing them up, and if they win this, everyones prices will go up. UM (nonprofit) pays no taxes - most expensive Hospital in Michigan -1.66% charity care. -340B means taxpayer pay for most of their medications -#1 in the nation for H1B Who are they helping? - themselves. Any young person who seeks care here is risking long term financial ruin, even if the hospital can treat their problem.

@CJPullUp @RobDaReal100 @CptTedStriker @ShemekaMichelle I rarely watch ESPN anymore, like almost never. But when I toon in to Pat, at least there's some in depth analysis of offensive and defensive scheming for football. I can only watch so many who's the GOAT debates so many times before losing interest.

@RobDaReal100 @CptTedStriker @ShemekaMichelle I can see why you think that. He’s very popular amongst the guys who peaked in high school.

Sports fans, how much do you hate this?

@Gr33n247 Put triple doubles on the list! 44 vs 😱

I can’t stop laughing 😂

@Just1542517 @IAmRonnieD @apexAnteater @TheBasedOne_ @big_business_ What would AR have been if his dad wasn't his dad?

@nicholas_neff @IAmRonnieD @apexAnteater @TheBasedOne_ @big_business_ We aren’t comparing Dray career to AR. The conversation is that Dray got lucky, and he wouldn’t be 10% of the player he is today if he was in another team. He’d likely be a journeyman.

Whoa..... Austin Rivers just emptied the clip on Draymond Green 😬

@Daciplez420 @apexAnteater @big_business_ In a league where no one plays defense and everyone cares about scoring, Dray is a defensive mastermind and knows his role on offense. With that being said, Dray has 44 triple-doubles to AR... 0.

@apexAnteater @big_business_ You can literally put any f'in serviceable PF in Drays place n the results are the same dude ain't shit just lucky he played w the greatest and another top 5 greatest shooter in history. Put him on any other team n you don't even know his fucking name lol trash ass Donkey

@IAmRonnieD @apexAnteater @TheBasedOne_ @big_business_ Dray has 44 triple doubles. AR has.... 0.

@apexAnteater @TheBasedOne_ @big_business_ This gotta be dray burner or relative lol Draymond didn’t have a choice. His jumper was broke as fuck his whole career and he never developed an offensive game. All he had to do was develop a 3 point jump shot so teams didn’t leave him open and he still didn’t do that 😂

@chrisorzy @MBP2026 Children NEED unorganized, unsupervised play with their peers. It teaches them self regulation by allowing them to make mistakes without helicopter parents making sure they never say anything mean, or fall and get hurt. Face a bully, climb a tree, fall from the tree, explore!

@MBP2026 Your daughter is lucky to have a father like you!

Travel sports: - guaranteed family time every weekend - tour the entire country, see the sights - kids gain athletic skills and priceless memories - chance at scholarships/NIL money - kids stay out of trouble - make friends with people in town This is supposed to be “bad”?

@Notnowofrn @WVU4TW @YIMBYLAND Says the most maladjusted, anxious, depressed, socially awkward generation.

The most extinct thing in the entire movie isn’t the public pools, the country fair, or block parties. Those all still exist. It’s the idea of kids playing baseball just for fun. No trophies, no tournament, no parents, just play. Travel sports has ruined a generation of kids.